What the fuck-fail is happening, all you unlucky as hell sex-bunglers who lose your focus while engaging in coitus and mistakenly finger the wrong hole, throw your hands up and whoop like you’re posing for a roller-coaster selfie, or accidentally pull the anal beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower and defiling everything within a ten-foot radius, or perhaps you’re playing a blanket-fort makeout game and then your ass betrays you, enclosing you in a hellacious two-person dutch oven, and though you may be immune to your own brand, your partner isn’t so you’re stuck watching them spasm and transform into a zombie-skinned, pustulent version of Gollum in full-on ring withdrawal—
And THAT, my friends, is why you make good and damn sure you spruce up yer pubes, clean your orifices, and get in the zone before you try and get nasty! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Kent Wayne 
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