What the fuck-fail is happening, all you unlucky as hell sex-bunglers who lose your focus while engaging in coitus and mistakenly finger the wrong hole, throw your hands up and whoop like you’re posing for a roller-coaster selfie, or accidentally pull the anal beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower and defiling everything within a ten-foot radius, or perhaps you’re playing a blanket-fort makeout game and then your ass betrays you, enclosing you in a hellacious two-person dutch oven, and though you may be immune to your own brand, your partner isn’t so you’re stuck watching them spasm and transform into a zombie-skinned, pustulent version of Gollum in full-on ring withdrawal—
And THAT, my friends, is why you make good and damn sure you spruce up yer pubes, clean your orifices, and get in the zone before you try and get nasty! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
WHAT DID I JUST READ?
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HEH heh heh! 😏🤣
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Baby I am lazy but I got kindle unlimited. Gimme the link I join your fandom. I already suspect ur my kind of ppl.
You had be at first like with your username. I wanna read your books, please! I I will tell u in real time what I think if you make give me some of your opinions about my place, please?
XO
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All my books should be available on Kindle Unlimited. Tell me what you’re in the mood for–I’ve got gritty sci-fi, raunchy high-school horror-comedy-sci-fi, and YA fantasy–and I’ll point you in the right direction!
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U single? 😉
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Single in Socal 😎
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Wtf does that mean? Wanna mingle? Lol
I don’t sleep and I have a personality disorder or twelve. But I’m kinda hot in a tiny and frightening weird chick way. I’m practically feral. Wanna go out for finger food? I eat with my hands and am the loudest person anywhere. Total sexpot pariah. Nobody touches me and I just got deeeevooooorrrrrced
Where the wolf whistling type o men at? And why don’t they take me anywhere everrrrrrr?
Lol
It’s 420 somewhere pal and I got a Shrek movie stuck on repeat in my dad player
Who’s single NOW?
(Sorry I just had a heart attack & finally got some weed to calm Tf down. Lmao tho)
XO baby
Holla?
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I’m divorced myself, man-whoring around in San Diego. If you’re into hot Asian men who are only up for something physical and casual, I’m you’re guy! 🤪
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I’m an og blog ho
Ur one of the 1st ppl to like my new joint
That means a lot to me
My readership is small but growing and your website is COOL.
Honey I loved u since I saw ur username. I was nervous trying to come back. You helped mt. I hope I can throw a few new years tour way. I think you’re AMAZING and I really like the way you write. U got me thru some bad things. I will help u one day somehow if u need it. Never ask ne to help you – just tell me what u need & I will hustle. XOXO
WRITE ON!
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Awesome! I’m honored that you found something helpful in my writing! Thank you for the kind words!!
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The lawnmower almost ended me 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s a terrifying prospect! 😂🤣
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🤣🤣🤣
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Working m way ’round to it, I’ve got no ETA for you though. Laughed my ass off at the ridiculously raunchy intro, you are a marketing genius 🤣
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No worries! I just like to have fun with writing. I’m not a fan of advertising, so I said why not have fun it with it, lol!
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Butt of course
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