Hey guys, you know when someone’s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie and you’re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into angelic song that quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because you’re gasming so hard that you’re gonna need a motherfucking MOP after you’re—

JUST KIDDING!  That is DISGUSTING—I would NEVER do that!  Not only do I drive five miles under the speed limit, I only watch shows with a TV-G rating!  Geez—that was just a test!  Get your mind out of the gutter! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

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37 responses to “Give my books a read and a review!”

    1. Thank you for all these reblogs! 😊

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  1. That’s one way to catch a person’s attention. lmao

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    The gutter can be a nice place to be sometimes 🙂

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    1. You’re telling me! I spend a majority of my time there! 😅

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  3. You had me at mop!

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    1. HEH heh heh! 😂

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  4. I think i should pull you from your web, seat myself tightly on your membership! nestle into your neck and suck until i draw blood! I will knit you a scarf for the event! letting you clench my cheeks, and roll me home! I need it deep and fast eventually you will come too, but i enjoy foreplay and longevity of events!! you will definitely need a towel and a second event being lost in sensual pleasure! It being my first service free event!😜 girth and stamina a must post your deep clean! lol

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    1. I like to count to five orgasms, then I focus on myself. Hope five is enough for you! 😏

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      1. Clearing the sisters out will not be needed i eat anyone who sets foot in my levels, but i will take as many as i can, i thought i was cheeky at two external! …. Hit the right spot with girtha five will be maxed in around five strokes! we could be there all day, you might even pleasure me to death! lol 😂 so hot!

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      2. It’s all in the upcurve. I remember my ex telling me I was great at sex, then I pissed her off because I shrugged and said, “I just pound away.” The upcurve does so much work for me! 🤣

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      3. I get the service level of, oohh and ten seconds in two strokes really need a better experience level to speak from! Still i have recieved from some of the sexiest men in the world! lol movies and music😊

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      4. I have the opposite problem–I’m actually trying to learn how to do quickies! 🤣

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      5. Why would you need to be quicker, my orgasm, your celebration and mutual sharing 5 mins max, you just need a good distraction! Maybe a little cheeky assistance! lol

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      6. I’ve heard some girls like it quicker nowadays, rather than spending a half hour to an hour getting pounded. 😅

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      7. i got four decades judicial walker and no contact and past life in love and kindness! your wording is course…..hows about you lay back and i will give you my kind o service! lol i am bringing some ice and kissing you till you react you still will probably be two strokes and out for the count!!

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      8. I hope you’ll be pleased when I exceed expectations! 😂

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      9. Being present and physical would be a bonus! Having the desire to cuddle and physically communicate would be a bonus! For safety sake i might keep us at foreplay just in case i accidently temperance you into a million pieces! My tantric is so good you will not be dissapointed, (until i can see your safe from being fragmented!) chatter chatter exceed away you will be the first person who has suprised me ever! lol you have a diamond to catch….15yr savant with full life scholarships and military guards!

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      10. I’ve never failed to exceed expectations! To be fair, the upcurve deserves most of the credit. 😉

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      11. Dimensions may be good for aligning pressure in all the right ways, but deep steady rhythm and connection does go along way! or lack of it depending on your personality assignment! lol

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      12. That’s how I start and how I mostly do it, but I definitely speed it up towards the end. 😉

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      13. Its he precision not the speed! You hit th right spot i will not be taking notice of your skill set i will be lost in expression! lol

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      14. The right spot is pretty easy for me. Thank the upcurve! 🤣

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      15. At least i will have somewhere to hang my smile! lol

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      16. And place your lips! 😉

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      17. A lot of talk, no action Widows can be dangerous you know! especially when their gingerbread man is unaware of your goddess levels! You will want to be face on to my lips, permenantly, all day long! (dripping wet!) lol 😉 just to enjoy getting worshipped back!

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      18. I look forward to getting worshipped! Your mouth and hands will be pretty busy! 😉

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      19. Worship is mutual thanks! i doubt they will be co-ordinated, hands all over, sucking my tongue! nurturing my nub and generally keeping me defused to allow society to thrive once more! Then i might consider celebrating you! lol 😈

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      20. Sounds like a challenge! I think I can tempt you into tending to me fairly quickly. 😉

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      21. I am sure my naughty guards will be useless as usual! lol

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      22. Against me, absolutely. 😏

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      23. On the page, but will it equate to chemistry?…..probable never know! 🌈 love it regardless LDLL x Long distance linguistic lovers! lol

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      24. Always a possibility, but I am in good shape, decent looking, and well endowed, so I’m always good for a one-night stand! 🤣

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      25. Not liking this one! I connect mine get temperanced across the world! you best like being pulled back in for re-runs! I reckon you just need a good widow to tangle you in! you would be wasting your writing time n foreplay for 1 event? tut tut tut angels to the right places and soulmates! 😎 😇 try again!

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      26. I’m a go-with-the-flow, be-in-the-moment type of guy. That being said, I’m sure you could keep me engrossed! 😉

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      27. I am a great idea! Got that covered, great at expeditions when my car is resident! Parliament seat just made me comfortable….i expect you will not be able to keep you …. off me! thats what i like! lol

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