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Thank you muchly for this reblog!! 😊
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check mail….glasses on!!
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Saw it! 😈
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I know repetition…..your last mail was a little impulsive, put that energy to good use and get yourself manifesting in my front room! 😉 all ready for love and kindness…avoiding excessive slurp
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Slurp all you want! I’m a fan of it! 🤣
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So am i , you need to be prepared for all occasions, you never know what might happen!
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First time you mentioned you like slurping! 😏
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Mint icecream!
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Gonna find some mint ice cream perfume to put on my wiener! 🤣
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Need to use some airmies would take ages to get here, it might go off! lol🔥 😈
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