Public restroom.  I’m following urinal etiquette, keeping my mouth firmly shut, staring firmly down and taking care of business.  Dude to my side starts talking to me, looking at me, asking me stupid questions…BREAKING URINAL ETIQUETTE!!!  I feel a warm splatter on my shoe; guy’s just f***ing marked me!  WTF!  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  Suddenly every urinal cake come to life and turns into a slimy pink knight on horseback.  They charge the villainous Etiquette-breaker.  He’s screaming, fumbling with his incredibly unendowed self (no surprise there) trying to zip up, when the miniature knights charge up his pants and down his shirt, covering him in stagnant piss.  Ahhhh….JUSTICE.

Urinal etiquette is next to godliness…or something along those lines.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.