I get up to write, open my cabinet…Wait, what?  Where’s my coffee K-cups?  I just bought a whole box of—Suddenly I hear “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies” and I see a bunch of tiny six-inch tall Wall Street Bros (young, overly aggressive, boring-ass financiers that’ll grow into evil, balding, coke-addled World-Breakers) scuttling around with my K-Cups.  Stealing my coffee????  Don’t think so motha duckas!  Open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A horde of roaches bursts out of my sink and start gnashing these guys into bloody chunks.  I hear, “WAIT!  DON’T EAT ME BRO, DON’T EAT ME!!!”  Vermin eats vermin—Gross….but ironically appropriate.

Leave my coffee alone.  And stop scamming us regular folk, you turds.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.