I’m at a math class, struggling to wrap my head around weird symbols and expressions of infinity, when I encounter a whole new type of douche: The Math Douche. This guy’s laughing at how elementary all the material is, and he keeps eating loudly from a crinkly bag of chips. I open my eReader to Echo and it begins glowing with magic. The nerd behind me murmurs reverently, “By Oppenheimer’s spectacles.” Another one says wonderingly, “Sega Genesis.” The Douche-guy’s bag of chips suddenly transforms into a crinkly monster mouth, snapping at him furiously. He screams: “AHHH! AHHH! HAWKING SAVE ME!” and runs wailing from the classroom.
Man, sometimes you just need to get rid of That Guy so you can study in peace. Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.
hahaha ok that was good! i wish my chips would bite my hand just so id stop eating the damn things!
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Heartily seconded, haha!
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