Starting with the standard PC qualifier:  Got a lotta friends who are cops, so love a lot of ’em.  However, I just got pulled over by one of the Bad Ones:  Handlebar mustache, huge gut, tough-guy swagger…ray-ban sunglasses.  He asks, “You know why I pulled you over?”  I reply, “nope, I was driving within the—” He interrupts: “‘Cos I don’t like you.  Gonna jam this here kilo of coke up your butt and take you to booking.”  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  I hear, “WHUT THE—” A werewolf Chuck Norris rushes at him; he’s fired off four shots before he’s snatched up like a baby and carried screaming into the darkness.  I drive off.  Whistling.

For those times when driving within the speed limit just doesn’t cut it.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.