EPIC DOG/CAT WAR! Sorry, I love cats, but I swore that come this day, I would stand with the canines. The dogs are bigger, but there’s 10,000 cats for every dog. The Dog Leader, General Arfbarker, says to me, “Arf arf mc-Rowf.” (Kent we’re losing badly, we need a Hail Mary) A moment of tense thought, then I say, “I’ve got just the thing.” I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. All over the world, vaporized catnip reigns down, intoxicating the cats, and parachuting down with it is an elite force of slobbery great danes—they lick the stoned cats into undignified, drooly submission. Success!
Come on—you know you’re a dog person. Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
In no way, shape, or form am I a dog person. But I appreciate that you merely subdued the cats instead of turning them into mewling bits of froth and fur. Next time, Gadget!
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Hahaha touche!
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Cats are easily distracted. If ever they figure out the catnip move, I would go with the “drop fake mice on them” one. I hear it works well.
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Can’t beat the laser pen either, haha!
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Oh, the laser pen. Yet further defenses against cats.
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The fake mice works like a charm. Especially if the mice squeak when touched.
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Just watch out – some of those squeaking ones attract the dogs. Who knows what happens when that goes down.
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I’m a cat person too. I can’t stand dogs.
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I forgive you. 🙂
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