Aliens have invaded, and they’re the worst kind; a breed of purified douche-bro gym rats.  They’ve constructed an invisible forcefield over the city, preventing us from leaving, while we’re forced to endure their endlessly insecure flexing and juvenile humor.  Over a megaphone they say, “Only the ripped may leave the city.”  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  I gallop toward their forcefield, and multihued light begins to stream off of me.  A Batman head pops out of my shoulder…then an Eastwood head…Finally?  A Chuck Norris head (Oh shnap son!).  We blessed four scream in joyous rage, then in a crackling boom, bust through the barrier in a storm of radiant shards.

Bow to no alien, bow to no douche-bro.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.