I’m eating healthy, cutting up, and my “friends” have gotten jealous—progressing from giving me dirty looks and snide remarks to locking me in a cage.  Knew it—they were plotting against me all along!  One of them says to me through the bars of my cell, “All the health food in the world can’t save you now.”  And he laughs like Nelson from the Simpsons.  I chuckle a dark Batman chuckle, open my eReader to Echo, which flashes with magic, then say, “You idiot.  I just wanted to locate your hideout.”  A team of ninjas who are half T-rexes chopper in and lay waste to the compound, free me, and we high-five and fly off into the sunset.  (A-team music plays)

Summon ninja T-rexes.  High-five like you’re back in the eighties.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders