“Mr. Wayne, this is the President.  Grammar nerds have combined with corporate zombies and annexed one-third of the Western Hemisphere.  We have no other option but to deploy a thermonuclear weapon.  Civilians will die.”  I talk him out of it: “Mr. President, I have something better; let me on that plane.  Disarm your nukes.”  Hours later, I’m flying over New York City, smoke rising from battle-charred buildings.  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash, and a spread-eagled Chuck Norris appears in the slip-stream, spread-eagled.  He turns into a dot as he falls into skyline, and two seconds later I hear a massive cheer go up from citizens who’ve been liberated by roundhouse kicks.  He’s done in less than hour.  No civilian casualties.

For those desperate, finger-on-the-button moments when you absolutely, positively need a tactically deployable Chuck Norris.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders