I’m at a NorCal steakhouse.  They got that weird thing where they overcook all their meat. Freakin’ crazy—how is medium or well-done even a THING?  Depressed, I’m sawing away at a thick slab of gray when my eReader beside me (open to Echo, of course) flashes with magic light.  I look up, and there’s Chuck Norris, holding what looks to be a salt shaker.  He turns it over my steak and starts shaking.  “What is that?” I ask.  He winks at me and says, “Manliness.”  Then he disappears.  My overcooked briquette is suddenly juicy and medium-rare.  All is well.

Steak, bro.  Like it should be.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders