Oh God—Health nuts have taken over the world. Instead of motorcycle gangs, they have mountain bike gangs. A group of ’em surround me, circling me in their bright neon spandex and $2700 Cannondales. They’re throwing granola and quinoa at me, yelling in harsh jeers. I open my eReader (to Echo of course) and it flashes with bright magic. A machine-gun stream of pizza and extra-sloppy burritos erupts from the screen and mows them down. Their jeers turn into panicked yells as one after another, they inevitably fall under a delicious barrage of cheese and sauce.
Yum yum, motherf***er. Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Both volumes on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Hahahaha this is so wonderful. I love your writing. Yum yum, mother fucker.
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Haha, thanks! I get my daily morning laugh when I force myself to come up with these!
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Another brilliant episode. I don’t know which i like better- throwing granola and quinoa, which is so very in character, or the pizza and extra-sloppy burritos eruption. Yum yum, motherfucker, indeed. HAhahahahahhahahaha
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Haha, thanks! I’ll try to keep ’em coming!
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