My brother is visiting me. He has that peculiar sense of sibling humor that dictates he aggravate me. After downing three super-spicy burritos and two pots of coffee, he staggers to my bathroom, muttering, “Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.” I open my eReader to Echo, and it instantly teleports him to a Burning Man porta-potty. Suffer, my misguided sibling.
Protect the sanctity of your bathroom at all costs. Buy Echo here on Kindle: Echo on Kindle, or here on other eReaders: Echo on other eReaders
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I do enjoy these adverts, truly in the spirit of the legendary 1950s-1960s period of MAD magazine. Ever thought of putting them together in a collection?
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Haha, maybe! I just don’t like deluging people with the same old “Hey! Read my [genre] book!”
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Annnddd it worked! I bought a copy yesterday, sitting on my Kindle!!
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Thank you! Much appreciated! 🙂
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