I’m locked in arcane combat with a hipster wizard.  He hits me with the Hipster-Douche Transformicus spell.  My soul is slipping…desire to wear horn-rimmed glasses growing…Must.  Wear.  Scarf…Must.  Use.  Self.  Serving.  Irony.  With.  No.  Inherent.  Cleverness.  Or.  Illustration.  Of.  Truth…Must.  Lose.  All.  Muscle.  Tone.

NO.

I open my eReader to Echo, and I counterattack with the spell of  AllThatIsManicus and The Sense That is Common.  Wizard vanquished.

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