I’m at a bar, trying to watch the game, minding my own damn business. A touchdown is scored. Raucous cheering. I get deluged with backslaps, and a guy yelling in my ear, “Bro! Did you see that???” (“Bro” Ugh.) Out of annoyance I flash my eReader, open to Echo, in the guy’s face. Quantum tech, Zen themes radiate outward from it and his nose transforms into a set of male genitalia. Everybody laughs and he runs home crying.
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I love reading these advertisements! I will eventually get to buy your first novel and I hope your advertisements get even more silly and in-your-face when your second one becomes available. Always love the laugh I get from these.
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Haha, thanks! After getting deluged with “Buy my book! It’s a great [genre] book!” I figured I’d just make a funny story out of each ad instead of letting it get lost in a sea of other ads. Thank you!
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