What the blowjob slipup is happening, all you flatulent reprobates who accidentally emit a squeak-fart while you’re getting a shlorpily enthusiastic beej, you try to cover it up with an operatic crescendo that would make Celine Dion raise an eyebrow and give a nod of admiration while simultaneously screaming “SNIPERS!” and smacking your automated cat-toy laser pod so it coats the wall in dancing red dots in a vain attempt to convince your lover that killers are sighting in, no dice, they’re not buying it, they’re choking the shit out of you and snarling in rage, as a last ditch attempt you sputter it wasn’t you, it was an invisible horse fluttering its flubbery invisible lips, they’ve infested the spirit world and framed thousands of non-farters, world’s going dim, blackness creeping in from the edges of your vision—
Have some mouthsex courtesy, goddammit! When the b-hole tremors, that’s when you switch into fuckmode or return the favor! Never, EVER desecrate a face with a blast of stale ass!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Kent Wayne 
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