What the skull-fuck is happening, all you loud-and-proud, no-oneโ€™s-the-boss-of-me damn strong peoples who will never, EVER let someone grab your noggin while obliterating your mouth but then age kicks in and you get goddamn tired of drawing the alphabet thousands of times over with your quivering, super-tired tongue, the TMJ is un-fucking-bearable so now youโ€™re like fuck it, just grab my dome and have your way with my face I actually prefer it because Iโ€™ve been around the block and now Iโ€™m lazy as fuckโ€”

Oh HELL no!  You draw that alphabet a thousand times moreโ€”wrinkles and longballs are NOT an excuse to slack off and surrender to a vigorous bout of two-handed skull-fucking!  Rage, rage against the dying of the light!

Anyways, now that Iโ€™ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Iโ€™ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If youโ€™re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Korโ€™Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big olโ€™ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And donโ€™t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviewsโ€”even though they only take a minute or two of your timeโ€”are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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4 responses to “Give my books a read and a review!”

  1. Lol this was awesome ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. I try to have fun with my ads ๐Ÿ˜

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  2. Love the humor! Thank you for sharing and I am going to check out your stories. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Thanks! I try to have fun with my ads. Hope you enjoy my other stuff!

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