Give my books a read and a review!

What the skull-fuck is happening, all you loud-and-proud, no-one’s-the-boss-of-me damn strong peoples who will never, EVER let someone grab your noggin while obliterating your mouth but then age kicks in and you get goddamn tired of drawing the alphabet thousands of times over with your quivering, super-tired tongue, the TMJ is un-fucking-bearable so now you’re like fuck it, just grab my dome and have your way with my face I actually prefer it because I’ve been around the block and now I’m lazy as fuck—

Oh HELL no!  You draw that alphabet a thousand times more—wrinkles and longballs are NOT an excuse to slack off and surrender to a vigorous bout of two-handed skull-fucking!  Rage, rage against the dying of the light!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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