A zany and profane ad for upcoming changes to my website (yep, that’s what AI thinks I look like)

What the swamp-dick is happening, all you neglectful meat-slingers who build up a plethora of cheese and ectoplasm only to loosen the draw-strings on your shorts and cause mass-seizures across half the continent, Bigfoots crawl across the forest ground, begging in their strange, horn-like language with tears matting the fur on both their cheeks, paint peels off signs and the metal beneath rusts and crumbles, various world leaders in their underground bunkers, coughing and retching from the dregs of your residual stench that manage to bypass their filtration systems, order a swath of city-killing strikes centered on your location, the scream of world-ending bombs grows loud in your ears as jets soar by overhead dear God in heaven why couldn’t you bother to wash beneath your stank-ass penis glans—

And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t just soap up the shaft!  Get under that ridge on yer got damn helmet!  Jesus Christ!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, I’d just like to take this opportunity to announce that there will be upcoming changes on my website! 

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Get A Door into Evermoor on kindle here: A Door into Evermoor.Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Paperback here:  Weapons of Old, paperback.  A Quest Into Mystery here:  A Quest Into Mystery on Kindle Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!     #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing