Kent Wayne

Give my books a read and a review!

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DirtySciFiBuddha
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What the surgical ass is happening, all you peach-crazed lovers who are all about hitting it from the back, only to get your wish and see your wiener disappear inside a mind-bending valley of silicone-enhanced flesh, dear God you can’t even see your d-root it looks so fucking tiny compared to the cock-swallowing watermelons pushing against your belly and sternum, everything around you goes dystopian sepia gray as you lifelessly thrust away in echoey slow motion, Theoden King’s voice rises hauntingly in the background asking “What can men do against such reckless hate?”  Because while this ass may look beautiful in jeans or a thong it makes your once-mighty womb-hammer seem like a frost-bitten hamster-tail that was already unnaturally small to begin with—

And THAT, my friends, is why you stick to face-to-face fucking!  Not only can you kiss and bite, but artificial ass has no power there!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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12 responses to “Give my books a read and a review!”

  1. Your Choicest Lifestyle Avatar
    Your Choicest Lifestyle

    😂😂😂 Reading your books would be fun but I have got no pun, only something for your notice that I tried to purchase your book but it’s unavailable in India. I tried it on Amazon and I am not using kindle. Would that be available only on kindle or not even there?

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      For the moment, yes. Sorry!

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  2. Damian Trasler Avatar
    Damian Trasler

    I have to ask, do you see a reasonable return from your promotion on WordPress? I’m way too reticent about my word to be outspoken about it, but my efforts on the App Formerly Known As Twitter (when it still WAS Twitter) and Facebook have been underwhelming. A six-month coordinated blast of publicity resulted in no discernable increase or decrease of sales.

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Honestly, no. I have other avenues to make money, and I focus on writing for fun, because by all measures, it seems like a pretty terrible way to secure returns. The most reliable method, I’ve heard, is to publish a romance/erotica title every 3-6 months, but I’d rather not.

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      1. Damian Trasler Avatar
        Damian Trasler

        I really thought about writing a romance. I did the research, and was surprised that the most-scorned variety of romance really DOES have variety in terms of plot and characters. Sadly, my own attempt died only ten thousand words in. I kept the words, thinking I’ll break up those sentences and re-use the words in another book.

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Great attitude! Even if it didn’t pan out, sounds like it wasn’t a wasted effort!

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      3. Damian Trasler Avatar
        Damian Trasler

        Well, I learned things, so I guess it wasn’t. Plus I read the odd romance now and again to remind myself not to make assumptions. Although, the odder the better…

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      4. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Not a bad idea! Plenty of odd romances out there, lol. I’ve heard about bigfoot and orc stuff making the rounds…

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  3. K. Spain Avatar
    K. Spain

    I hear ya. I just published my first book (historical western romance) and I’m working on the marketing.. ugh. I’ll check your books out. I sometimes write sci-fi among other genres so I like a little bit of everything.

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Thanks! Yes, I just try and have fun with marketing and let the chips fall where they may.

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  4. mellaah Avatar
    mellaah

    I will do that definitely

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Thanks!

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