What the nut-storm is happening, all you touch-and-go ’baters who beat or flick yourself right to the edge and wait for it to subside before doing it again, building up an increasingly massive load with each new round, suddenly an errant breeze tickles your nether bits and you have to freeze in place, clench your face, and focus every iota of your being on suppressing the cum-splosion that threatens to blow a hole through the roof, kill every bird within a ten-mile radius, then envelop the land in filthy goo that sometimes congeals into rubber-cement-like webs, hold it…hold it…HOLD IT…wait who’s at the door, that voice sounds familiar, holy shit it’s that ultra-friendly neighbor with the greatest ass you’ve ever laid eyes on, wait they bought you COOKIES AND THEY WANT TO SOCIALIZE? No, no, dear God in heaven YOU CAN’T HOLD IT ANY LONGER I AM BECOME DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS HNNNNGHHHHHHHH—
And THAT, my friends, is why you blow your load before it starts to hurt! No one wants to live through a post-apocalyptic flood where everything smells like bleach and/or fish, and also gives rise to an army of humanoid sperm-CHUDS! Jesus!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Hello there,
Your reviews/marketing are so well-thought out. I think it’s wonderful your descriptive and niche ways of marketing yourself and advertising though you have many different genres? It seems. I haven’t gotten your books yet.. though with a grain of salt and respect. I work in the ways of “Nevermore” while you seem to enjoy the title “Evermore.” For some funny reason, I read your review and musings “for-evermore” because it’s delightful your presence and connotations of your individualized deep personality; is so intriguing. I promise I’ll get around to sustaining my eyesight enough to read a Kindle book… but nonetheless. It’s very avid of you and remarkable that you can make up a whole new shumittyy lil tune of a rapid-in-pace story.. just to segueway back to – the same thing you’ve been saying this whole time. Almost like I’ve been reading your book(s) following along within my means. Everytime I think about giving up on my own writing and blog, I’ll look for my saved-unopened notification, because it makes me laugh and smile and feel a little fool-hearty and lighten up a bit: only for me to realize, writing and expressing yourself is fun too! It can be fun and is fun and the only reason writers, write bc through arduous work, mindset, creativity, inspiration.. it’s for joy anyways whether in means to inform, educate, or entertain, etc. I love a good laugh and you always provide one.. Mr. Wayne (consider this a review of your reviews of reviews) 😄😎
p.s.: I recently made a comment how I’m only sort of now getting around to talking and corresponding with others in the WP community. You were one of the first to subscribe to me even when my writing.. was bs musings with no direction and I was diddling-for-smize in my writing. I’ve never left a comment to you before now (bc I feel bad I haven’t read your books and lack coins and my eyes hurt trying to read books in Kindle format; tho I’ll try one day when I get around to it: I’m waiting for you next sale – bc I’m a bonafide broke writer and penniless poet) -Anyways: I made this analogy that it felt between another writer//poet/colleague/friend about how the WP Community feels like “WP Community College” and I was finally stepping my toes into the water to check out and communicate with familiar faces (gravatar?? pics) ->
You are the Class Clown of the WP Community College.
Literally,,,,/ The funniest person on WP.
And you do it all to lead into “oh you like this.. but wait! oh did you know? Anyways.. I do appreciate. Thank you kindly.. so if you wanna thank me.. Check this out! – I’m human and a presence and individual and my platform dispels.. bUT! me all the same…:”
Classical Aristotlean formula, yet each one unique.
Very respectable, I admire it deeply.
You’re always writing and you don’t pen it that way, but I see it all the same, every single time.
Keep doing what you’re doing and bless us with some flash fiction or a short story or two, besides the book(s). Your short-from writing is exemplary and beyond recognition of your comedy/tragedy –+> “full-spectrum:balance.” You are Classical-to-THe-TEE but hiding in the shadows of “it’s all yolks, but a joke for me..all-the-same;whicheverwayyou. look-at-it,”
Very impressive, thought you should know by now, Kent.
-Sam 🤓🥸😎 {..through the lense.. ;)}
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