What the demon-cum is happening, all you pent-up fuckers who’ve saved it up for way too long, now as you get close to a mind-bending gasm the edges of the world haze with broken runes made of malice and shade, you hear yourself howling from a great distance away, holy shit Cthulu would piss itself if it ever heard your hell-tainted voice but all that pales before the floating portal opening above your head filled with colors that are sounds and sounds that are colors, your fuck-partner is slapping you as your eyes go black and you feverishly gibber in the Inverse Tongue—
Jesus Christ, that’s why you gotta bust regular nuts! Yes, you’re allowed to be proud when you or your partner get super into it and end up sounding like a meth’d-up monk singing a growly-toned chant, but for the love of Batman, don’t hand our dimension over to Gozer and Zuul—they’ll powerfuck our unsuspecting faces and butts!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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