Give my books a read and a review!

What the demon-cum is happening, all you pent-up fuckers who’ve saved it up for way too long, now as you get close to a mind-bending gasm the edges of the world haze with broken runes made of malice and shade, you hear yourself howling from a great distance away, holy shit Cthulu would piss itself if it ever heard your hell-tainted voice but all that pales before the floating portal opening above your head filled with colors that are sounds and sounds that are colors, your fuck-partner is slapping you as your eyes go black and you feverishly gibber in the Inverse Tongue—

Jesus Christ, that’s why you gotta bust regular nuts!  Yes, you’re allowed to be proud when you or your partner get super into it and end up sounding like a meth’d-up monk singing a growly-toned chant, but for the love of Batman, don’t hand our dimension over to Gozer and Zuul—they’ll powerfuck our unsuspecting faces and butts!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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      • I loathe ads, so I get it. It was just a bit comical. YA novels are aimed at ages 13 to 18 and your intro was definitely more adult 😂 Do you write erotica? Just curious, you should try your hand at it, there is a huge audience for that and you have a gift for it.

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      • I’ve been told that a few times, but I don’t think so, mainly because my first priority is writing a younger me would have loved to read. I’ve heard about how when Star Wars first came out in theaters, folks stood up and cheered with certain scenes or lines, and that’s what I always try to capture for younger me at some point in my books. Also, erotica is pretty work intensive, where you have to release a short book every three to six months to keep up. I like to take my time and make it as right as I can. But I’ve been told I’m pretty good at sexting, so my potential isn’t completely lost! 😂

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      • hahaha This makes sense. I never really got into sexting; I mean, I can lay down some seductive banter, but it doesn’t turn me on. I need the in-person or actual voice, hearing inflection, tones, breath… woo, anywayzzzz… lol. I’ve been crazy busy lately as I transition into a business shift, but I’m greatly enjoying your book so far. I completely understand your desire to take your time; it’s the energy we put into things that makes them great.

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      • I hear you, I’m definitely an audio-preferrer as well, lol! I never got the appeal of being quiet–I mean I get not overexaggerating, but being audibly expressive makes everything feel better. I was surprised to find that I was good at sexting, I think it’s a side benefit of dabbling in writing. 😅

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      • I hear you too. And yes! It is! The ability to articulate intense emotions and encounters makes for a great story. That ability to describe and create an emotional reaction in the reader is what you want as a writer. You definitely have that.

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      • Thank you! I’m glad you’re feeling an emotional connection to the story. It’s my first book, so I was trying to be artsier with symbolism and metaphors. I still do that stuff, but I’ve always prioritized an emotional connection as my first allegiance. Gotta have those moments where little kid me would punch the air in triumph, or enthusiastically take part in the cheering and clapping of a theater audience. I like intellectual stuff, but when it’s all intricate theory and commentary, my eyes glaze over. As I kept writing, I went from making fun of poetry to gaining a healthy respect for it, because there’s absolutely a rhythm in the written word that–much like music–can evoke or enhance emotion, somewhat independent of what’s actually being said (I think it’s completely independent in music, because I’ve sung along to lyrics I’ve completely misinterpreted and still felt the emotional force). I guess it’s no surprise that I’m definitely not into arthouse film! 😅

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