What the sex competition is going on, all you horny slappa-slappers who’re slappa-slapping away when suddenly you hear another couple on the other side of the wall, now instead of paying attention to making sex you’re eyeing the wall in annoyance, faking louder and louder expressions of pleasure, your fuck-minded competitors start doing the same, causing it to escalate to ridiculous proportions where you start shouting stuff that isn’t even possible—“PUT IT IN MY EAR!  FUCK YEAH, STICK IT ALL THE WAY IN!”—accented by werewolf howls, tiger growls, hyena screeches, but then everyone pushes it way too far and inadvertently flips a mental switch where you all start ugly-crying like Will Ferrell, caw-cawing like a bird, or gravely reciting the Oppenheimer quote from the Bhagavad Gita—

What.  THE FUCK.  Getting someone to touch your nasty bits doesn’t mean you can lose your damn mind—you have to stay present, goddammit!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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