Kent Wayne

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

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Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

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34 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

  1. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more Avatar
    OIKOS™- Art, Books & more

    Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Thank you muchly for this share, Michael!

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  2. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    He’s got mail! good job they added you into rings and circles or i would be in trouble! lol
    mmmmm bue berries! 😈 too much of a good thing! creative writing at its best!

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Don’t forget to leave real bite marks along with those blueberry stains! 😏

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        well if you insist, a nibble here a suck there! i will set you as prime order! it would be a mistake to miss the oppertunity! 🔥 😈🍄

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        The hardest bites usually come at the end; you’ll be moaning into that shoulder curve while I squeeze and clench. 😉

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      3. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        i am usually biting my arm just recieving, or my finger! have to be coiled in tight to indent on your shoulder, gymnastic coils, legs wrapped round your trunk, rocking til you pop! good job you were in my rings and circles of tech or i would be in trouble! lol

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      4. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        On the morning after, ladies are usually embarrassed, proud, and giggly about the marks they’ve left on my muscled body. I love it! 🤣

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      5. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        look tally chart, i do not do morning after you are applying for twenty years of sensual pleasure within the central jurisdiction, which is all hot curves and safe words, no room for one nighters who’s sisters or your mates conned into playing! i intend to have you serving my need for years! 😈 and you will love it! lol Cuff and whip ready for naughty caveboys!

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      6. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Then you better mark me extra hard! 🤣

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      7. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I really want to get you a tattoo on your shoulder, although it would ruin the sensitivity of your special spot, i think your inner thigh is a definate! long tongue rolling down your sides, underside of your arms and the side of your nuk! once you have kissed me properly you are a gonner! 😘

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      8. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I think YOU’RE going to be the goner! Kissing is my thing! 😉

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      9. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        i got you reduced to mush you will be exploding just from my tongue rolling, and sucking your bottom lip, let alone any futher events! Here lies my cave man, who died from too much pleasure! ⚰️ i will be scooping you up with a wheel barrow! lol

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      10. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nah, when I get too horned up, I pin hands above heads and get to teasing. We’ll see who reduces who to mush! 🤣

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      11. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        lip biting, awe inspiring fun! i have been offered marriage about a billion time this week! ” in law rings kiling people body by jurisdiction!” what do you not get i am big! almost wish i had sat with the devil at least my masters new where my lotus is! lol

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  3. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    you will have to drive me with a nice firm hand knotted in my hair, nothingllike an arched backt to exeuate that curve! lol

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I switch between grabbing the hair and slapping the ass! 🤣

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        you leave a handprint and i will be granting you a hicky on your vital pasts or biting your arse!

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m only hearing a warning, not a refusal! 🤣

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      3. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Look my masters delete arms and legs thta cause harm from dark seat, tech and ministries is it reaaly worth being immobilised! wouldn’t you just like to tightn your grip and concentrate less on rodeo and more on completion! lol 😋 🍑

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      4. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Completion takes work for me. I need your help! 🤣

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      5. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Well as a lady i will enjoy helping you achieve your goals on every level the more you respond the more energy i recieve! looking forward to testing my mind masters!

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      6. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Slurping and cowgirl is the way for me! 🤣

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      7. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        get my chaps and spurs on! lol never ever would i wear that! maybe a ……email! might don the hat and a more lace equivalent! 🔥 😈🍄

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      8. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s all right–you’d still get taken for the ride you wanted! 🤣

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      9. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        You wish, just when yu thought you got me i would hnd you your records with your aladins rug and lamp fimly in my hands with the knowledge and keys to the kingdom….whilst you sat their wondering wht happened! God loves naughty girls in the right parameters! 😋 🍑

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      10. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I think you’d hand me a lot more than some records! I think my hands would step in for your bra and be pleasantly full! 😏

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      11. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        What Bra, i burnt that my jurisdictional attendance now homeland security, underwear was abandonned for satin and the occasionl eye patch of lace! lol they would find your hands more than full! 😋 🍑

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      12. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        My fingers are tingling just thinking about it! Love a good handful! 😏

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      13. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        The size of your head! lol you would not know where to start! 😈 tinglings good, just your hands! i wacthed some suggested viewing this morning which i added to my bucket list! lol

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      14. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We’ll start with the hands, then we’ll see where the tingle goes! 🤣

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      15. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        i have found a magic way to push buttons, i figured i could linguisticly remap stimulations from one point by stimulating another or tapping my toes, i love my masters! recieved any manifestations lately!…..you will know if it is me ….slurp! as would all of my 174 % ers

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      16. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Go ahead and push away. Just make sure you include the slurp! 🤣

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      17. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Naughty linguistics, i am working it in the community, from benefactor to devilish incarnate getting them by their signatures, now you started school i thought you would have been took out at the roadside….or bundled into a van for crimes against narrative…(teen anxst adds!) thats just my orders to my driver! lol 😈🍄

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