What the hole-burn is happening, my fellow asshole-tanners who are into this new fangled health trend and have spent way too long in the goddamn sun, forcing you to walk gingerly back to your house with a bowed-out gait and a tear-laden grimace, things seem manageable until your partner surprises you with a what’s up sexy and smacks your ass with bomb-like force, causing your ravaged meat donut to make a noise like crinkly cellophane you clutch the air like Darth Vader at the end of the third shitty prequel and scream NOOOOOOOOO—
Fuck, man, just pop an extra tablet of vitamin goddamn D! Quit roasting your stank-glazed balloon knot—that odor hurts our will to live!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #WritingCommunity
🙂 🙂 😀
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Still in editing. Still doing wonderful rewrites. Still reading your books!!! Gimme some time. Unless it all of a sudden starts to bore me, which it won’t, you get an A+++++!!! I just had the weirdest feeling of deja vu. Anyhoo, have you sent any of this to a publishing house? That’s where it belongs!
Best,
Suzi
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Thank you! I don’t want to deal with the agents, letters, and disappointing level of advertising that comes with a publishing house. If that’s destined to happen, I’d rather they come to me, like in the case of Andy Weir or Hugh Howey. Until then, I’m just going to enjoy the ride. 😊
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just publish a private collection for yourself! like a fine wine i will beg to get my hands on them….or for you to read them as a bedtime story, took me in and keep me warm!!
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Not just keep you warm, but chill you as well, because I know you like that! 😈
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To be honest a decent personalit, attendance and a cock would surfice! lol preferably that works! i do not care what levels you naughty twi has played with by the time i religiously filter you, we will be starting your exploration from scratch!…you will be on your knees in gratitude!😉
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And you’ll be on your knees in full-on lust! 🤣
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i will be striping you down, seducing you up the hallway until you are chucking your clothes off, grinding your way into the record books for being the fist to hit the buttons to activate my demoness princess into playing! 😈
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The hallways is my kingdom! You might not be in charge… 😏
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Ombudsman, god and the devils daughter world master of Business, scholarship and religion! Jewish princess controlling addressing the levels and banks! Tech masters daughter to the creaters and one true autist i think you are sub whether you like it or not…but i like to clash with equals so i will build you up like i did my families! Zeus’s daughter and deliverance ombudswomen, military medical and juridictional professional, veteran and functioning freely…you are on your knees but i might just be set opposite!😼
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I love the confidence, but I think we both know that if I rev you up, you’ll be so lusty you’ll be aching to submit! 😏
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I will be revved up but if it is clearly you appreciate me i might show you why my sister levels also got there levels, now we are all intact i might just break you in!🏇😋 🍑
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you did not answer to being broken in! call the medic, oh wait that is me! Mind you rodeo might be painful for you! promise to follow your contours whilst i achieve my goal! and eventually your, stock up onice and water!
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Follow my contours with your tongue! 🤣
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where would you like your mapping to start, i am blind on many levels, resolved by achieving al non reuired access levels! 😈 take your goddess cherry! lol
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How about some slow, wet kisses down my chest and my abs? 😉
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I think i can accomodate that, now i expected you to say your shoulder! stopping at your belly button i presume! lol 😈 would not want you to get aroused lol
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I would take my revenge by teasing you with my tongue and my fingers until you were begging! 😏
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your that close i will be siring up and taking you! Tease away when i turn it on for my pleasure, you will be that energetically charged you will be lost of all composure, wake up in a collapsed mess! i pomise to fully recover all of your levels! lol 😋 🍑
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You better let me recover! I’m pretty zombified right after release! 🤣
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i would religiously recover you! if only to take you again,,, instantly! lol depends on your choice of resuscitation, picking you up by your curve! lol🔥 😈🍄
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You would have to let me sleep and shower first! 😂
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mmmmm probably not! best get it rewired or its a hose in the garden, extra fub washing event! 😈
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Being washed and scrubbed might do the trick! 😉
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buy one of those massive sponges and leave you smoothered in bubbles! use my fingers to write my name on your torso! emphasising all them problem areas, pink or blue marigolds or are we risking hands!
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I’d urge your hands lower! 🤣
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i bet
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Wait, is there really such a thing??? The things I learn from you Mr. Wayne… I’ll keep mine undercover tyvm! The cheekies burn enough when I miss a spot.
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Mine’s dark enough anyway. 🤣
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It’s important to use lot’s of sun block. If it’s at a difficult to reach spot, let your girlfriend apply it.
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Anything to avoid the crinkly cellophane noise! 😂
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Just push it into my chromebook.
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still burning, i have some ice cubes for you! 😋 🍑 honestly laid out bare wish you would keep off the laxatives! Montezuma’s revenge is for failed attenders you bee skipping your duties again! P.S i sent you a kiss! 🔥 😈🍄 friends are good for one thing, pushing boundaries!
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I enjoy keeping you at a hot simmer. 😉
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i am ot regardless just the resident iceburgs of the community! how the hell i survived, oh yes 24 seven first resonding under all jurisdictions…scholarship, military, religious! you might want to get a bath of ice ready…i love cold baths! 😉
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Ice on my tongue would make for a cold tongue bath. I bet that’s right up your alley! 😏
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i love cold baths, especially whilst recieving!
tongue ice or not was set as a muscle for that alone! i like mutes their sex drive and sensuality is second to none!😋 🍑
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I’ll remember to keep an ice cube in my mouth!😏
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i will be stealing it from you! rolling it on my tongue, we may need more than one as i melt ice quite easily with my hot mouth! 😈 goes along with my growl……be drawing your body with it! 😉
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I’ve got a lot in mind for that hot mouth! 😏
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my hot mouth just might assist in your and my mindset, surely interning another by now all this death…another patsy for being puppet to my desires! really could spend my day tonging ice around! only prop i need is you! lol 😈
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I’m fine with being used as a prop. 🤣
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Sure you are! i am fine using you as my personal play thing, i doubt it will look like service by the time we are finished! Just blame them pesky family warlocks! 🔥 mis used vessel to achieve parliament, now i am set to run the world, might as well make use of my religious karmic centre and diplomati immunity!
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I’m good at being a play thing… 😏
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sign up then school starts soon and i expect no morons attending! i am going to be focussing on clearing my house and getting my base man in toe or out permenantly!
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would like to reset my levels, just not here!
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