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Thank you muchly for this share, Michael!
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He’s got mail! good job they added you into rings and circles or i would be in trouble! lol
mmmmm bue berries! 😈 too much of a good thing! creative writing at its best!
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Don’t forget to leave real bite marks along with those blueberry stains! 😏
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well if you insist, a nibble here a suck there! i will set you as prime order! it would be a mistake to miss the oppertunity! 🔥 😈🍄
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The hardest bites usually come at the end; you’ll be moaning into that shoulder curve while I squeeze and clench. 😉
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i am usually biting my arm just recieving, or my finger! have to be coiled in tight to indent on your shoulder, gymnastic coils, legs wrapped round your trunk, rocking til you pop! good job you were in my rings and circles of tech or i would be in trouble! lol
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On the morning after, ladies are usually embarrassed, proud, and giggly about the marks they’ve left on my muscled body. I love it! 🤣
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look tally chart, i do not do morning after you are applying for twenty years of sensual pleasure within the central jurisdiction, which is all hot curves and safe words, no room for one nighters who’s sisters or your mates conned into playing! i intend to have you serving my need for years! 😈 and you will love it! lol Cuff and whip ready for naughty caveboys!
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Then you better mark me extra hard! 🤣
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I really want to get you a tattoo on your shoulder, although it would ruin the sensitivity of your special spot, i think your inner thigh is a definate! long tongue rolling down your sides, underside of your arms and the side of your nuk! once you have kissed me properly you are a gonner! 😘
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I think YOU’RE going to be the goner! Kissing is my thing! 😉
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i got you reduced to mush you will be exploding just from my tongue rolling, and sucking your bottom lip, let alone any futher events! Here lies my cave man, who died from too much pleasure! ⚰️ i will be scooping you up with a wheel barrow! lol
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Nah, when I get too horned up, I pin hands above heads and get to teasing. We’ll see who reduces who to mush! 🤣
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lip biting, awe inspiring fun! i have been offered marriage about a billion time this week! ” in law rings kiling people body by jurisdiction!” what do you not get i am big! almost wish i had sat with the devil at least my masters new where my lotus is! lol
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you will have to drive me with a nice firm hand knotted in my hair, nothingllike an arched backt to exeuate that curve! lol
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I switch between grabbing the hair and slapping the ass! 🤣
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you leave a handprint and i will be granting you a hicky on your vital pasts or biting your arse!
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I’m only hearing a warning, not a refusal! 🤣
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Look my masters delete arms and legs thta cause harm from dark seat, tech and ministries is it reaaly worth being immobilised! wouldn’t you just like to tightn your grip and concentrate less on rodeo and more on completion! lol 😋 🍑
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Completion takes work for me. I need your help! 🤣
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Well as a lady i will enjoy helping you achieve your goals on every level the more you respond the more energy i recieve! looking forward to testing my mind masters!
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Slurping and cowgirl is the way for me! 🤣
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get my chaps and spurs on! lol never ever would i wear that! maybe a ……email! might don the hat and a more lace equivalent! 🔥 😈🍄
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It’s all right–you’d still get taken for the ride you wanted! 🤣
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You wish, just when yu thought you got me i would hnd you your records with your aladins rug and lamp fimly in my hands with the knowledge and keys to the kingdom….whilst you sat their wondering wht happened! God loves naughty girls in the right parameters! 😋 🍑
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I think you’d hand me a lot more than some records! I think my hands would step in for your bra and be pleasantly full! 😏
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What Bra, i burnt that my jurisdictional attendance now homeland security, underwear was abandonned for satin and the occasionl eye patch of lace! lol they would find your hands more than full! 😋 🍑
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My fingers are tingling just thinking about it! Love a good handful! 😏
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The size of your head! lol you would not know where to start! 😈 tinglings good, just your hands! i wacthed some suggested viewing this morning which i added to my bucket list! lol
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We’ll start with the hands, then we’ll see where the tingle goes! 🤣
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i have found a magic way to push buttons, i figured i could linguisticly remap stimulations from one point by stimulating another or tapping my toes, i love my masters! recieved any manifestations lately!…..you will know if it is me ….slurp! as would all of my 174 % ers
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Go ahead and push away. Just make sure you include the slurp! 🤣
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Naughty linguistics, i am working it in the community, from benefactor to devilish incarnate getting them by their signatures, now you started school i thought you would have been took out at the roadside….or bundled into a van for crimes against narrative…(teen anxst adds!) thats just my orders to my driver! lol 😈🍄
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