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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
i do not like to see you all out in the open and no comment! here is a bare hug, ooh your skin is so in need of some tlc, body butter all ready just le me know where to start! nah neck to navel i aint adding no product! kiss kiss
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My skin is definitely in need of some tlc, preferably from a tongue! 🤣
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i will set up your spa: Some oilatum in the bath should give it lots of moisture and replenish the oils in your skin, careful though its slippery and i would not like you falling in whilst i am mid massage! strddle to get to them hard to reach places! A nice warm towel for your waste the size of a postage stamp so i can rub you down! ha ha ha i have images of it hooked on your curve! lol not for long 😉🌹
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With pleasure when can you fit me in! professional attendance to your needs, no slurping just sensual kisses, a little like chinese lanterns but without the markings unless you would like them painting on with my tongue! you might want to remove the head gear it will get in the way of you sucking!…..my toes lol
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Likewise! I’m sure you’ll do plenty of sucking on your end! 😂
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Really? i think you will be to wrapped up in my charms than to worry about your expansion! you watching my lips, trying to coax me in the a smile! stealing a kiss, rubbing against my breasts i mean really our first conversation would be……. less than airable their is eticate to being the queens daughter! you have to salute or curtsy and trust me you would do both! lol and then i have to knight you! ” my Katana will do!” i will retire to my throne and wait for you to crawl up! 😈😂 a great view from the floor! lol
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Or maybe once our meeting is arranged, I warn you that it’s going to kick off with no conversation, just me kissing you against the wall. I don’t think you’d be able to resist! 😏
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technically this is conversation, extremely naughty as it is does constitute as a conversation! I am already in love….my best friends but their is just so much distance i will have to add you in to be my guard and insatiable service man! i am Jewish, they should organise a level that knows its place! on its knee’s Derulo is a bit busy! lol 😈
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