Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank is UP!

Ker’THOBBER STOBBER!  Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank is UP!  Kor’Thank (now Kora) mates with his (her?) first Earthling girl, and of course, being the beast-ass barbarian that he (she?) is, manages to involve Metallica in a tawdry-as-fuck, METAL-as-fuck, Kor’Thank-style love scene!  Check it out here:  Chapter 19 of Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl


Chapter 18 of Kor’Thank is UP!

RogThoggleDooble GurSnabbenCock!  Chapter 18 of Kor’Thank is UP!  In this chapter, Peter gets his disgusting revenge on Blake and his idiot jock-followership.  It all ends with a literal and figurative one-line encapsulation that gives new meaning to the phrase:  “having a shitty day.”  Buh-BOOM!  Check it out here:  Chapter 18

It’s Free Sample Friday!

GUBBUL-SKIBBONS GARSLOPOCALYPSE RIBBONS, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains

Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀


Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

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