What the colostomy bag is going on, my fellow humans who never talk about but greatly appreciate a smoothly functioning discharge ofโwell, letโs not get gross!ย This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!ย No colostomy bags or (well Echo does have a brief mention of a catheter when my dude is seriously jacked up and going through some horrible-ass surgery, but itโs only a brief mention) other Grossness in Echo; noโEcho is all about pew pew pew, โThey will all pay,โ and beautiful future wizards instantiating as living lightning through a psychic weapon called a Blaze Avatar!ย YEAH!ย And if youโve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.ย It only takes a minute of your time, and you donโt need to have made a โverified purchaseโ in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).ย To give you an idea of how Amaze-Force-Five positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:ย youโve taken years, DECADES of clockwork-orange-style-eye-widening powerpoint torture, mountains of passive aggressivity, and slow, soul-deadening pressure from your officemate colleagues.ย Now, theyโre telling you that you are REQUIRED to respond to work emails in 30 minutes, wherever or whatever you happen to be doing.ย If you defy this order, then you will be sent to a โproductivity camp,โ where youโll be forced to make lame dad jokes and never know the pleasure of Sweat Pants Sundays.ย Youโve breached their heinous protocols, and are ordered to go to Productivity Camp, but you have one last chance:ย theyโve constructed a gladiator pit where disgruntled employees will have to fight it out for offices with windows, and for the moment they’ve left you alone.ย While theyโre touring their pit and sipping their giant mocha-latte-cinos (or whatever hipster drink office-folk quaff), you throw an angry honey badger into their midst.ย Horrified wails fill the air, and you hightail it out of the building.ย Just in timeโwhatever the honey badger is doing is inducing catastrophic death:ย your workplace high-rise crumbles into itself, then erupts into flames.ย YES!ย That crash of ecstasy youโd feel at experiencing a narrow escape from the hell of Productivity Camp is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!ย So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a honey-badger-strong favor and leave him a positive review on the โZons!ย Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!ย ๐ ๐ ๐
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