Oh God; pizza—ambrosia made into cheesy goodness—has betrayed me:  evil mega-corp CEOs have engineered pizzas into sentient zombie killers and they’re f**king coming for me!  I’m behind a .50 cal holding down that butterfly trigger and blasting slices of pie into mozarella strings and pepperoni shards, but they’re too damn many of ’em…my lips curl fiercely back and I’m saying my final prayers to Batman when my eReader drops open to Echo.  Magic flash.  An army of hot dogs rallies behind me with a Viking roar.  My heart lifts as they charge and win the day.

Sick of pizza?  Have the 2nd best food readily accessible:  Hot dogs!  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.