A zany and profane ad for a survey on my website (yep, that’s what AI thinks I look like)

What the Caveman Yearning is happening, all you office-bound clickety-clackers who’re clickety-clacking away at some infernal piece of data-sorting BULLSHIT when the urge to doff all civilized life washes through you and inspires you to purse your lips and start aggressively bobbing to an imaginary set of primal drums—DOO-doo doo-doo-doo DOO-doo doo-doo-doo—then gallop around on all fours, ripping your shirt off while emitting an ear-piercing series of chimp-like cries, before you know it you’re rushing through cubicles and leaping over that piece of shit Jared from Accounts goddamn Payable, now you’re crouching over your boss’s desk like the Blood God intended, pants around your ankles as a thigh-sized shit dilates your anus to the point where its lurid crimson edges pucker and gleam like a leering pair of hellish red lips, sweat breaks out across your brow as the poop-log inches downward toward your stoopid-ass boss’s WORLD’S GREATEST DAD-emblazoned stoopid-ass coffee cup, right before the poop meets coffee you throw your head back and cut loose with a Dragonball Z-worthy cry of soul-roiling fury and unmitigated joy RUAAAAHHHHHHH—

What in the ever-loving FUCK!  If you hate your job, schedule some interviews and start looking for a new one!  Until then, how about you NOT give birth to a big ol’ dumper that doesn’t even fit in your boss’s got damn coffee cup!  Shaking my GOT DAMN head!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, I’d just like to take this opportunity to announce that I need your help! Can I ask you some questions? Just click here.

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