Give my books a read and a review!

What the dick-garrote is happening, all ;you narrow-long peen-slingers who can poke the back but miss the walls so it drives you into a life of hate and despair where you cry yourself to sleep on a nightly basis but then you swear to take revenge by using your rope-string wiener to strangle people on your mile-long shitlist only to run into an archnemesis who’s a fat-penised hero-type HE WILL NOT WIN YOU MUST DESTROY HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE COST—

What in the FUCK?!?  Jesus, man, just turn into a bitter anti-hero and use that dick to strangle evil-souled criminals!  Everyone knows that’s how angry heroes get started on their journey—use your gift/curse to become the next Batman!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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480 responses to “Give my books a read and a review!”

  1. That’s how you became half of each super hero huh 🤔.

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    1. I have the pics to prove I’m different 🤣

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      1. Ehhh bragging much 🤣

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      2. Just stating facts 🤣

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      3. Who’s facts though 🤣

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      4. Do they have to belong to someone? They’re there for all to see 🤣

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      5. Is it? I’ve not seen any 🤣

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      6. You want to examine my low-hanging facts? 🤣

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      7. Hmmm how low do the facts go 🤔🤣

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      8. Not just low, but deep as well. How deep do you want it? 🤣

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      9. 2 in 1 huh 🤣

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      10. Multiple accomplishments, so to speak 🤣

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      11. What are those accomishments? 🤣

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      12. They’ll feel like earthquakes 🤣

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      13. Who can afford an earthquake? 🤣

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      14. I give them for free 🤣

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      15. Goodness me, who wants an earthquake 🤣

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      16. You don’t want to experience some pleasant bouncing? 🤣

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      17. Bouncing is not an earthquake, is it? 🤣

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      18. There will be pleasant aftershocks 🤣

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      19. Do I want to know what the aftershocks are? 🤣

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      20. You definitely want to experience them 🤣

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      21. Is there a bloated head somewhere 🤣

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      22. You want to feel my bloated head? 🤣

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      23. Oh goodness 😳…which head? 🤣

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      24. Which head do you want? 🤣

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      25. How are they different? 🤣

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      26. One pleasures your mind, the other, your body (actually, the first one can also pleasure the body as well) 🤣

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      27. How does the first pleasure the body?🤣

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      28. It has a tongue 🤣

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      29. 😱… and so? 🤣

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      30. You want a tongue-bath? 🤣

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      31. That sounds like a slurpy dog licking away 🤣

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      32. I can slurp if you want 🤣

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      33. With the noises? 🤣

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      34. You want the slurping noises? 🤣

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      35. Ewww, wouldn’t that take away all the pleasure 🤣

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      36. I don’t think so, not as long as there’s sufficient pressure and moisture 🤣

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      37. Ahh well you know better I guess, or you’ve been practicing with the bones 🤣

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      38. You can practice with my bone as well! 🤣

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      39. You didn’t say that 😱🤣… you have a bone? 🤣

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      40. You have my permission to practice with it 🤣

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      41. Who needs permission anyhow 🤣

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      42. You’re just going to grab it? 🤣

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      43. Is it up for grabs? 🤣

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      44. You can grab it if you want 🤣

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      45. Not close enough to reach 🤣

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      46. Maybe a trip is in order. I enjoy being grabbed 🤣

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      47. So who’s grabbing the trip? 🤣

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      48. I pay, you fly 🤣

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      49. You know what that sounds like? 🤣 pay pay … 🤣

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      50. Fly to me and we’ll take a short trip into heaven before you fly back home 🤣

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      51. You are truly generous, a heavenly trip… making me think 🤣

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      52. You thinking with your brain, or something else? 🤣

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      53. Is there anything else, unlike you males, the blood rushes down 🤣

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      54. The blood can rush down for you as well 🤣

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      55. 🤣😱… I’ve never heard that 🤣

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      56. We’ll have to make it happen 🤣

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      57. You can do magic? 🤣

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      58. We’ll make magic together! 🤣

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      59. As the assistant you mean 🤣

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      60. You want to be my assistant? 🤣

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      61. Can I be more than the assistant? 🤣

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      62. You want to be my partner? 🤣

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      63. It depends on what benefits and perks comes with the partnership. Shouldn’t be one sided 🤣

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      64. I agree–we should both explore the benefits and perks 🤣

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      65. Why you also want them? 🤣

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      66. Oh i demand them 🤣

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      67. Not entertaining demands here 🤣

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      68. You don’t think it would be fun to obey my demands? 🤣

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      69. Obey and demand in one sentence, that is loaded 🤣

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      70. You’d definitely have fun obeying my demands 🤣

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      71. Do I see shades of grey here 🤣

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      72. Do you want that? 🤣

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      73. You like greys? 🤣

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      74. I’ll give it a try if you will 🤣

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      75. Oh my gosh, you can’t put this on me 🤣

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      76. Who’s putting what on or into who? 🤣

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      77. Are we getting confused with the what and the who? 🤣

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      78. I’m pretty sure I know what to put into who 🤣

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      79. So you’re willing to demo? 🤣

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      80. Do you want me to use you for my demonstration? 🤣

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      81. Oooh you need an assistant or partner? It’s not a solo thing huh 🤣

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      82. We can train solo, but we’ll need to do the main event together 🤣

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      83. You like training solo huh 🤣

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      84. Maybe you could send me a video of your training 🤣

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      85. What? 🤣 I don’t do any training. I need a trainer 🤣

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      86. Do you want me to train you? 🤣

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      87. Because you’re a good trainer? 🤣

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      88. You will have to do a lot of hip-thrusts 🤣

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      89. Is that the first thing you teach? 🤣

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      90. I’d rather start with teaching you mouth stuff 🤣

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      91. Like talking? 🤣

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      92. Can you talk with your mouth full? 🤣

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      93. Ahhh so no multi-tasking 🤣

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      94. Well you could try–stick a kielbasa in your mouth and see if you can talk around it 🤣

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      95. Ok so maybe not the mouth but hands are still available 🤣

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      96. Just as long as you please the kielbasa 🤣

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      97. The kielbasa could get chomped 🤣

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      98. Give it a good ol’ suck before you start using teeth! 🤣

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      99. Hah… you like teeth! 🤣

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      100. It has to be done with extreme skill 🤣

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      101. So the expert says. Do you have a manual? 🤣

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      102. Nope. All instruction is oral in nature 🤣

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      103. How oral does it get? I can’t memorize 🤣

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      104. You can use your mouth. That’s good enough 🤣

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      105. Mouthing off is it 🤣

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      106. Or you could put it on something. I have something in mind 🤣

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      107. Do I want to know? 🤣

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      108. I feel like you can guess 🤣

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      109. But my guessing doesn’t always fall on point 🤣

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      110. Is there a specific point you would like to fall on?🤣

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      111. How pointed is the point? 🤣

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      112. It’s very pronounced. Hard, blunt, and girthy 🤣

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      113. Is blunt good? 🤣

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      114. Absolutely. You don’t want anything sharp 🤣

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      115. Not sharp but yeah something extra special 🤣

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      116. You’ll think it’s special. You’ll be obsessed! 🤣

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      117. Special and obsessed… the inflated head surely needs deflating 🤣

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      118. How are you going to deflate it? 🤣

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      119. Oooh you want me to deflate it? 🤣

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      120. You think you can? 🤣

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      121. Is that a challenge? 🤣

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      122. More like an invitation 🤣

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      123. Challenging invitation huh 🤣… where to accept? 🤣

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      124. You need to get on your knees, then I will walk you through it 🤣

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      125. Accepting requires kneeling? 🤣

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      126. It will make things much more enjoyable 🤣

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      127. So you say. It shouldn’t be one sided 🤣

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      128. Should I kneel behind you? 🤣

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      129. You should not get kicked 🤣

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      130. Will you be kicking or screaming (in delight)? 🤣

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      131. Because you got kicked? 🤣

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      132. Because I’m kneeling behind you! 🤣

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      133. You’re not begging are you? 🤣

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      134. I think you’ll be doing the begging 🤣

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      135. And you don’t see yourself doing the same? 🤣

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      136. Maybe at the very end. Definitely not in the beginning 🤣

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      137. The end 🤔…please don’t elaborate 🤣

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      138. I guess you can imagine 🤣

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      139. Sometimes the imagination needs help imaginating 🤣

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      140. You need to feel it on your skin? 🤣

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      141. Is that how its done? 🤣

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      142. We should do it that way, yes, absolutely 🤣

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      143. You are so sure. I wonder if there are alternatives 🤣

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      144. Mouth on skin works as well 🤣

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      145. You are fascinated with the mouth 🤣

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      146. What can I say? You have an enticing mouth 🤣

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      147. You know that 🤔.. want a taste 🫣🤣

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      148. Absolutely! I’ll eat you up! 🤣

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      149. Ehhh I’m not edible 🤣

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      150. I’m pretty sure you taste good 🤣

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      151. I’m not a sweet person you know, if you like sweets 🤣

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      152. I’ll determine that for myself after I have a taste 😋🤣

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      153. 🫣🤣… I think the taste is more unique 🤫🤣

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      154. I’m sure it’s delicious 🤣

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      155. I’ve never tasted it so I can’t help uou there 🤣

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      156. I’m sure you’d like me to sample it and judge 🤣

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      157. You want a sample or to judge? 🤣

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      158. Definitely a sample. It might require repetitive sampling 🤣

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      159. Who gives out repetitive samples? 🤣

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      160. I’m generous with my samples 🤣

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      161. Yet I’m still waiting for that sample 🤣

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      162. You want to sample me? 🤣

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      163. It must’ve gone stale by now 🤣

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      164. Maybe you could taste it and make sure! 🤣

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      165. And risk tasting the stale…. 🤣

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      166. Gulp it all down! 🤣

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      167. That could cause choking. How will you help?

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      168. I guess we could drip-feed it to you–just suck a bit at a time 🤣

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      169. I want to know this drip feed not the s*** 🤣

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      170. The drip feed will probably lead to vigorous sucking 🤣

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      171. Wonder if that becomes a chore 🤣

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      172. You like sucking, I like being sucked…why would it be a chore? 🤣

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      173. And you what my likes are 🤔🤣

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      174. Apparently I do! 🤣

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      175. Oooh I better start closing my mouth or my thoughts 🤣

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      176. Maybe you should open something else? 👀🤣

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      177. I’m not sure what you’re talking about 🤣

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      178. You can open a lot of things–mind, arms, legs…😏🤣

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      179. Hmm, I think they could be password protected 🤣

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      180. Does the password start with “Good?” like when you’re calling someone a good…😏🤣

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      181. Good is such a general term, used for anything🤫… it’s a password. I can’t give you a hint 🤣

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      182. I’ve got some ideas. They both start with “Good” 🤣

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      183. Good morning, goodnight, good weather,… 🤣

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      184. Go where? 🤣

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      185. There’s other passwords that start with ‘good’ 🤣

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      186. Too many words, we’ll never get there 😉🤣

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      187. Maybe I’ll get it right on the first try. Hit the spot, so to speak. 🤣

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      188. You got such good aim? 🤣

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      189. I have excellent aim. You’ll be squealing in glee 🤣

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      190. I think I should watch you play darts tk see that aim 🤣

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      191. I wonder if you could resist playing with my darts🤣

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      192. Many darts 😱… that I want to see first 🤣

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      193. Would you like to feel one? Stroke one? 🤣

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      194. They’re quite pointed and sharp for stroking 🤨🤣

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      195. Mine is pleasingly blunt and fairly girthy. Perfect for stroking! 🤣

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      196. Gosh, are you championing your dart 🤣

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      197. Will you help it hit the mark? 🤣

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      198. My aim is hopeless 🤣

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      199. Grab it and guide it in 🤣

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      200. It shouldn’t hurt when I grab you know 🤣

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      201. What about when you guide it in? Do you want a little bit of pain? Perhaps a slight bit of discomfort induced by the stretching? 🤣

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      202. Woah! Where did all that come from? 🤣 that is a lot of active guidance 🤣

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      203. Well, I thought you’d want me to explore your depths. The depths of guidance, I mean. 🤣

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      204. You want to go on an exploration? 🤣

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      205. Do you have something you want me to explore? 🤣

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      206. That depends what you want to look for 🤣

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      207. I’m looking for peaches and pussies. Pussycats, I mean. 🤣

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      208. 😱… I’m not sure how the pussycat cam help here 🤣

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      209. Well if you feel like it, Im open to seeing your kitty 🤣

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      210. Oh my goodness 😱🫣🤣… I have a male cat 😝

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      211. Well that’s no fun. I’m sure you can find something for me to look at that’s decidedly female 🤣

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      212. You want me to find for you 🤨🤣

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      213. Show me what you got 🤣

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      214. I got to search first before I can show 🤣

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      215. You need help searching? 🤣

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      216. You know directions? 🤣

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      217. I like to wander around. 😏🤣

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      218. Wandering around could make you fall in deep places, be careful 🤣

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      219. Is there any deep place you would like me to fall into? 🤣

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      220. Maybe it requires some searching 🤔 🤣

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      221. Should I get my face in there? 🤣

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      222. To look for directions? 🤣

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      223. It could also be a good place to give you some 🤔🤣

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      224. Give me your face? Why? 🤣

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      225. Give you some directions. I feel like while I’m down there, you’ll listen extra hard to what I’m saying 🤣

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      226. So the deep requires the face to make it listen hard enough for directions. Makes me wonder what those directions are 🤔 🤣

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      227. It might just be quality control–I’ll ask if you like it or not 🤣

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      228. Not another inspection again 🤣

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      229. The inspector deserves a reward 🤣

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      230. Why? He’s just looking for a reward 🤣

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      231. Isn’t rewarding people rewarding in and of itself? 🤣

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      232. I mean how much rewarding does one need? 🤣

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      233. I’d like you to reward me to the point where it’s ecstatic 🤣

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      234. Can the reward go that far 🤔🤣

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      235. I believe you’re up to the task 🤣

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      236. For some spontaneity 🤣

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      237. You like it when it’s spontaneous? 🤣

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      238. You don’t like spontaneity? 🤣

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      239. Are you spontaneously going to buck and thrash? 🤣

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      240. Should that be spontaneous or a given 🤣

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      241. I guess you won’t be able to help yourself 🤣

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      242. If I were to help myself how would that help you? 🤣

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      243. Because I like to see ladies helping themselves 🤣

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      244. Shhh shhh 🤫🤐🤣.. help is always welcome 🤣

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      245. I look forward to assisting you 🤣

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      246. I’m not looking for an assistant, am I? 🤣

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      247. I’m happy to help you help yourself 🤣

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      248. So you’re voluntarily helping? 🤣

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      249. Eagerly helping 🤣

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      250. Should I picture the eagerness 🤣

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      251. Try to imagine it rubbing against you 🤣

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      252. I could’ve burst out laughing… eagerness has a personification? 🤣

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      253. A physical embodiment, maybe 🤣

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      254. Are you making wishes? It’s almost santa time anyhow 🤣

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      255. That would be a nice Christmas gift, don’t you think? 🤣

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      256. That is one gift even Santa couldn’t get 🤣

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      257. Maybe I’m more deserving than Santa? 🤣

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      258. But Santa still has to deliver 🤣

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      259. Would you like me to deliver a package to you? 🤣

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      260. You will? What’s the size of the package? 🤣

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      261. Why? You like the bigger ones? 🤣

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      262. I need to know if the package would attract undue attention 🤣

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      263. It might attract YOUR undue attention 🤣

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      264. Oooh, do I see this package? 🤣

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      265. Do you want to kiss it? 🤣

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      266. 🤣🤣… the package? 🤣

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      267. We could start with my package. You’re free to kiss anything else, if you like 🤣

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      268. But are you sending the package? 🤣

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      269. It’s attached to me 🤣

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      270. So there’s no delivery then ☹️🤣

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      271. I’ll deliver it personally 🤣

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      272. 😱😱 you will? 🤨🤣

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      273. Don’t you want me to give it to you in person? 🤣

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      274. Lol… the call of the wild huh 🤣

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      275. Would you like to get wild with me? 🤣

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      276. Are we going somewhere to get wild? 🤣

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      277. I’m fine with the bedroom 🤣

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      278. Oh I thought you wanted adventures 🤣

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      279. You want to do it outside the bedroom? 🤣

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      280. Adventures are supposed to be outdoors, aren’t they 🤣

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      281. We can have an outdoor adventure if you want 🤣

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      282. You are so obliging, now where and which adventures 🤣

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      283. As long a it’s wild, right? 🤣

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      284. Oooh, is there a wild coming out 🤣

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      285. You obviously want to get wild 🤣

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      286. Who me? I thought that would be you 🤣

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      287. Well if you’d prefer, we could always keep it in the bedroom 🤣

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      288. You know indoors can be anywhere 🫣🤣

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      289. You want to do it in the living room? Bathroom? 🤣

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      290. It depends how physical they are 🤣

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      291. I like the idea of getting the couch involved. It’s a good place for you to bend over 🤣

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      292. 😱🤫🫣.. tmi? 🤣… the knees should hold up 🤣

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      293. That’s what the couch is for–you can put your hips onto the seatback and let it take your weight 🤣

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      294. The expert is talking 🤣

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      295. You’ll be safe in my expert hands 🤣

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      296. Is it the bloated head or the confidence talking 🤣

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      297. I feel like you’d enjoy the bloated head 🤣

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      298. Maybe sometimes, the bloating can become too much 🤣

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      299. You don’t want to feel me bloating up? 🤣

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      300. You like being bloated? 🤣

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      301. You’ll like me bloated as well. It will be ecstatic! 🤣

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      302. But which head? 😋🤣

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      303. Both heads can give pleasure 🤣

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      304. You mean one helps the imagination while the other… you can imagine 🤣

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      305. Well one has a tongue, which can always be put to use. The other…the other can always be put to use 🤣

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      306. The other sounds like it’s always busy 🤣

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      307. Do you want to schedule an appointment? 🤣

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      308. Ehhh, who needs an appointment 🤣

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      309. You want to do a walk-in? 🤣

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      310. I can’t walk on water to cross the ocean 🤣

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      311. I could fly over there, then we could fly back together. There’s something I want to show you in the airplane bathroom 👀🤣

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      312. 🤣🤣…. is that a dream? 🤣

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      313. I suppose it is, in a way…because if you accompany me into the airplane bathroom you can help me accomplish a dream 🤣

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      314. 😱… that’s a task. I think I can be a dream weaver 😉 not make dreams come true 🤔🤣

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      315. How hard do you want to “weave?” 🤣

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      316. Does it have to be hard? 🤣

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      317. How else would you want it? 🤣

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      318. Ooh, should you be asking 🤣

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      319. Aren’t you flattered by my invasive interest? 🤣

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      320. Are you olsnning an invasion? 🤣

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      321. Would you like to assist my invasive forces? 🤣

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      322. How much reinforcement(s) do you need? 🤣

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      323. I could use a hand. Or two. Probably a mouth as well 🤣

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      324. You know reinforcements come with extra expenses 🤣

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      325. So I should pay for your hands and mouth? What else should I pay for? 😏🤣

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      326. What’s the compensation first? 🤣

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      327. We’re discussing compensation? So you’d like to be my…”employee?” 🤣 I know a good burrito place–you like burritos? 🤣

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      328. Oh no those burritos makes magic in your tummy and ‘you’ gain superpowers 🤣

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      329. My burrito will make magic inside you too 🤣

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      330. Is that another name, burrito? 🤣🤣

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      331. I also call it the Widener. Because it widens…things 🤣

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      332. Yes! I remember you had a name but forgot exactly what. You think it can widen huh 🤣

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      333. I’ve heard its an extremely pleasurable experience 🤣

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      334. You say so. But widening loosens things up that fit becomes an issue 🤣

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      335. I’m sure I’ll find everything tight and snug, even with repeated interaction 🤣

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      336. 🫣🤣… you claiming you can maintain the tight and snug? 🤣

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      337. I trust you’ll do that for me. I think you have some natural elasticity 🤣

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      338. What is that, collagen? 🤣

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      339. Among other things 🤣

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      340. You make me curious, what other things, I need biology lessons 🤣

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      341. I’m a specialist in orifices. I’ll give you lessons for free 🤣

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      342. Now you’re a specialist too. What can’t you not do 🤣

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      343. You’ll have to answer that–if things get too deep or fast and you want me to slow down and let you relax, I’ll honor your request 🤣

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      344. What makes you think I’ll make any request? 🤣

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      345. I’m sure you’ll be comfortable expressing yourself with fervor and passion 🤣

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      346. You have high expectations 🤣

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      347. I think it’ll be the very least of what you’ll want to do with me 🤣

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      348. Are you putting words in my mouth? 🤣

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      349. Would you like anything else in your mouth? 🤣

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      350. Well I do have to fill myself 🤣

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      351. I could always help fill you up 🤣

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      352. I wonder if… ehhh 🤣

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      353. No no, you can’t stop now. What are you wondering? 🤣

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      354. You can wonder in my wondering 🤣

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      355. I wonder…do I wander into your wonderings? 😏🤣

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      356. Wouldn’t you like to know 🤣

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      357. I wonder how often I wander in? 🤣

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      358. Would you like to wander into my wonderings 🤣

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      359. I’d like to barge in 🤣

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      360. You can’t just barge in, there are steps to follow 🤣

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      361. What steps do you want me to take? 🤣

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      362. What, you need a manual? 🤣

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      363. Do you want me to just make it up as I go along? 🤣

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      364. Are you good at spontaneity? 🤣

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      365. I’ll predictably make you jump and squeal in delight 🤣

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      366. Now you’re predicting too. What else can you predict? 🤣

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      367. There will be a lot of up and down, back and forth bouncing and thrusting 🤣

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      368. That sounds like a rough ride 🤣

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      369. You’ll want to hop right back on for seconds 🤣

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      370. Rough seconds 🤣

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      371. You want it rough. I’ll remember that 😏🤣

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      372. I didn’t say that, did I? 🤣…I’m wondering though, just seconds 🤔🤣

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      373. You want thirds and fourths? 🤣

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      374. Since they’re just seconds 😝…

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      375. You want it all night and all day? 🤣

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      376. You mean those seconds stretch 🤣

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      377. I can definitely make it stretch. Would you like to be stretched? 🤣

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      378. Stretching exercises? 🤣

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      379. Do you want to feel a deep stretch? 🤣

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      380. Stretches are deep? 🤣

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      381. You will feel them deep inside your body 🤣

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      382. Not sure if that’s stretching or digging 🤣

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      383. Well either way I assure you it will be enjoyable 🤣

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      384. Me thinks you brag too much 🤣

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      385. Me thinks you enjoy my bragging 🤣

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      386. Yeah, seeing or reading about the bloated head and the big mouth is good entertainment 🤣

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      387. Do you want to put your mouth on the bloated head? 🤔🤣

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      388. 🤣🤣… I don’t have a big mouth 🤣

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      389. I guess you’ll be a snug fit 🤣

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      390. Would need measurements to know 🤣

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      391. I guess we’d need to measure depth and width 🤣

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      392. You have tools in place huh 🤣

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      393. They need to be inserted to measure the depth 🤣

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      394. Sounds like demanding tools 🤣

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      395. You can help with the insertion 🤣

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      396. It depends where it has to go to require help 🫣🤣

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      397. Where would you like it to go 😏🤣

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      398. Where it is needed 🤣

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      399. Where do you feel the need for it? 🤣

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      400. Did I say I needed it? 🤣

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      401. You don’t have to say it–it’s pretty obvious 🤣

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      402. Oh please, stop bragging. Something must be conked in you cause my minds empty 🤣

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      403. I brag now, but once I’m giving you what you need, I’ll breathe compliments into your ear 🤣

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      404. Complimentary bragging eh 🤣

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      405. It’ll be easy to compliment you 🤣

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      406. Hah.. why? 🤣

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      407. There’s a lot to compliment 🤣

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      408. Now that’s smooth bragging 🤣

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      409. Return the favor by servicing my bloated head 🤣

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      410. What? If it’s given willingly, you shouldn’t expect a return 🤣

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      411. Well it’s a favor for you as well–I figure you’ll have fun servicing me 🤣

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      412. I’m not a service station 🤣

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      413. You could just be my personal service-minded assistant 🤣

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      414. Are you coming up with new designations and positions 🤣

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      415. Would you like to apply for the position? 🤣

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      416. What is the position? 🤣

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      417. You can pick the fist position 🤣

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      418. Fist, first 🤣

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      419. Not really a fan of the fist–first, FIRST! 🤣

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      420. I’m not going to ask what’s the first 🤣

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      421. You get to pick what goes in first 🤣

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      422. Ooh I’m not used to such generosity 🤣

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      423. I’ll overwhelm you with generosity–fill you up with it, so to speak 🤣

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      424. You shouldn’t run out of generosity 🤣

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      425. I’ll always have more to fill you with 🤣

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      426. Oh the bragging 🤣

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      427. If you didn’t enjoy it, you wouldn’t set me up for it 🤣

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      428. I didn’t set you up for anything, I’m not that devious 🤣

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      429. Lies. You’re definitely scheming to have me fill you up 🤣

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      430. You’re the scheming one, with your Kent ereader. I don’t need filling up 🤣

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      431. If you don’t need it, I hope you want it! 🤣

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      432. You’re so pushy 🤣

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      433. What am I pushing against? Or into? 🤣

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      434. Exactly, what? 🤣

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      435. You tell me. Or show me 🤣

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      436. I don’t know anything, you know I’m innocent 🤣

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      437. I also know you’re a liar 🤣

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      438. I don’t know how to lie 🤣

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      439. You just did 🤣

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      440. Pants nog on fire though 🤣

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      441. I guess fiery pants have nothing to do with lying then, or your legs would be severely burnt 🤣

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      442. Oooh burns.. see no burning so no lying 🤣

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      443. You must have extremely fireproof pants 🤣

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      444. 🤣🤣 I am foolproof everything not just pants

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      445. I don’t believe you. Take your pants off and give them to me 🤣

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      446. Do you have a fetish for pants? 🤣

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      447. I don’t think any look good on you. Hence, you should take them off while you’re around me 🤣

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      448. That’s so rude. We’re not in the garden of Eden 🤣

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      449. Time to bring Eden back! 🤣

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      450. I’m not so sure 🤣

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      451. I think you’ll be plenty sure and insistent when the time comes 🤣

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      452. Your overconfidence is too much 🤣

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      453. My ego could always use more stroking 🤣

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      454. Me thinks that ego needs checking 🤣

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      455. By checking you mean stroking and sucking? 🤣

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      456. Oh no, maybe damaged 🤣

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      457. I’m pretty sure you’ll end up just pumping me up, so to speak 🤣

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      458. Don’t flatter yourself 🤣

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      459. No need, not with all the pumping you’ll be doing 🤣

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      460. You must be dreaming too much. Wake up 🤣

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      461. I bet I’ve appeared in your dreams. I’m very dreamy 🤣

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      462. Are you saying you’re McDreamy 🤣

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      463. I have been known to pop into dreams 🤣

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      464. Oh now don’t tell me you’re the dream maker 🤣

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      465. Planning 🙄

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      466. *accomplishments… fat fingers 😅

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  2. You definitely did get my attention 🤣

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  3. Humor me is at a great level😄

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    AI has good taste😉

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    1. I’m flattered you enjoy AI me! 🤣

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      1. Amazing!👌

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      2. Hi, Kent.

        Thanks for responding to my posts. I am interested in psychology and dropped out of a doctoral program in general psychology at Grand Canyon University in Phoenix, AZ. As such, I am investigating you and your talent as I no longer formally pursue the aforementioned discipline. Also, I use Microsoft’s Copilot often and sometimes use my Android AI service know as Gemini. The former is preferred to the latter and I have not investigated their competitors nor do I wish to. Well, since you have revealed certain aspects of your person as well as my assessment of your writing style, I am intrigued to know you more. So, I hope you won’t mind me sending you a message commenting on your works or posts. Good luck and, a personal revelation about me, I’m more of an anti-capitalist but support certain wealth generating activities such as yours (writing for a living or hobby) and institutional investing which can profit many of us who keep abreast of the financial news or not. Specifically, this applies to government investments in order to maintain the benefits provided to Social Security Administration benefit recipients. They have paid into the system and deserve to reap the rewards of these delayed earnings from the system. Thank you for responding and again, good luck.

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      3. Bill, it sounds like you’re passionate about your interests and areas of study. It’s good to know there are folks like you out there who are trying to make things better for people in need!

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      4. Hi, Kent. Thank you for taking time to review my comments and, I am glad you have not been offended by my subjective comments about or to you. Lastly, I have found that you already incorporated the ebook market via Amazon.com. But, how about enlarging that pool by marketing your works on Google’s Android ebooks. This also applies to the Apple Store. I have bought several audio books (from Encyclopedia Britannica) from iTunes which are important to me because they are about history. Again, I wish you luck and thanks again.

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      5. Bill, thanks for the suggestion! Right now, I’m taking advantage of Kindle’s unlimited program, which pays me by the page for readers who use it, but also restricts me from other ebook formats. However, that might change soon. My publisher and marketer have been making a lot of changes, and that might be one of the things that shifts.

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