What the dick-garrote is happening, all ;you narrow-long peen-slingers who can poke the back but miss the walls so it drives you into a life of hate and despair where you cry yourself to sleep on a nightly basis but then you swear to take revenge by using your rope-string wiener to strangle people on your mile-long shitlist only to run into an archnemesis who’s a fat-penised hero-type HE WILL NOT WIN YOU MUST DESTROY HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE COST—

What in the FUCK?!?  Jesus, man, just turn into a bitter anti-hero and use that dick to strangle evil-souled criminals!  Everyone knows that’s how angry heroes get started on their journey—use your gift/curse to become the next Batman!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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  1. That’s how you became half of each super hero huh 🤔.

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    1. I have the pics to prove I’m different 🤣

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      1. Ehhh bragging much 🤣

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      2. Just stating facts 🤣

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      3. Who’s facts though 🤣

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      4. Do they have to belong to someone? They’re there for all to see 🤣

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      5. Is it? I’ve not seen any 🤣

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      6. You want to examine my low-hanging facts? 🤣

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      7. Hmmm how low do the facts go 🤔🤣

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      8. Not just low, but deep as well. How deep do you want it? 🤣

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      9. 2 in 1 huh 🤣

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      10. Multiple accomplishments, so to speak 🤣

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      11. What are those accomishments? 🤣

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      12. They’ll feel like earthquakes 🤣

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      13. Who can afford an earthquake? 🤣

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      14. I give them for free 🤣

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      15. Goodness me, who wants an earthquake 🤣

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      16. You don’t want to experience some pleasant bouncing? 🤣

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      17. Bouncing is not an earthquake, is it? 🤣

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      18. There will be pleasant aftershocks 🤣

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      19. Do I want to know what the aftershocks are? 🤣

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      20. You definitely want to experience them 🤣

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      21. Is there a bloated head somewhere 🤣

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      22. You want to feel my bloated head? 🤣

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      23. Oh goodness 😳…which head? 🤣

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      24. Which head do you want? 🤣

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      25. How are they different? 🤣

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      26. One pleasures your mind, the other, your body (actually, the first one can also pleasure the body as well) 🤣

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      27. How does the first pleasure the body?🤣

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      28. It has a tongue 🤣

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      29. 😱… and so? 🤣

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      30. You want a tongue-bath? 🤣

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      31. That sounds like a slurpy dog licking away 🤣

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      32. I can slurp if you want 🤣

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      33. With the noises? 🤣

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      34. You want the slurping noises? 🤣

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      35. Ewww, wouldn’t that take away all the pleasure 🤣

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      36. I don’t think so, not as long as there’s sufficient pressure and moisture 🤣

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      37. Ahh well you know better I guess, or you’ve been practicing with the bones 🤣

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      38. You can practice with my bone as well! 🤣

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      39. You didn’t say that 😱🤣… you have a bone? 🤣

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      40. You have my permission to practice with it 🤣

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      41. Who needs permission anyhow 🤣

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      42. You’re just going to grab it? 🤣

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      43. Is it up for grabs? 🤣

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      44. You can grab it if you want 🤣

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      45. Not close enough to reach 🤣

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      46. Maybe a trip is in order. I enjoy being grabbed 🤣

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      47. So who’s grabbing the trip? 🤣

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      48. I pay, you fly 🤣

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      49. You know what that sounds like? 🤣 pay pay … 🤣

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      50. Fly to me and we’ll take a short trip into heaven before you fly back home 🤣

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      51. You are truly generous, a heavenly trip… making me think 🤣

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      52. You thinking with your brain, or something else? 🤣

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      53. Is there anything else, unlike you males, the blood rushes down 🤣

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      54. The blood can rush down for you as well 🤣

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      55. 🤣😱… I’ve never heard that 🤣

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      56. We’ll have to make it happen 🤣

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      57. You can do magic? 🤣

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      58. We’ll make magic together! 🤣

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      59. As the assistant you mean 🤣

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      60. You want to be my assistant? 🤣

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      61. Can I be more than the assistant? 🤣

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      62. You want to be my partner? 🤣

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      63. It depends on what benefits and perks comes with the partnership. Shouldn’t be one sided 🤣

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      64. I agree–we should both explore the benefits and perks 🤣

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      65. Why you also want them? 🤣

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      66. Oh i demand them 🤣

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      67. Not entertaining demands here 🤣

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      68. You don’t think it would be fun to obey my demands? 🤣

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      69. Obey and demand in one sentence, that is loaded 🤣

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      70. You’d definitely have fun obeying my demands 🤣

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      71. Do I see shades of grey here 🤣

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      72. Do you want that? 🤣

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      73. You like greys? 🤣

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      74. I’ll give it a try if you will 🤣

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      75. Oh my gosh, you can’t put this on me 🤣

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      76. Who’s putting what on or into who? 🤣

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      77. Are we getting confused with the what and the who? 🤣

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      78. I’m pretty sure I know what to put into who 🤣

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      79. So you’re willing to demo? 🤣

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      80. Do you want me to use you for my demonstration? 🤣

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      81. Oooh you need an assistant or partner? It’s not a solo thing huh 🤣

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      82. We can train solo, but we’ll need to do the main event together 🤣

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      83. You like training solo huh 🤣

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      84. Maybe you could send me a video of your training 🤣

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      85. What? 🤣 I don’t do any training. I need a trainer 🤣

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      86. Do you want me to train you? 🤣

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      87. Because you’re a good trainer? 🤣

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      88. You will have to do a lot of hip-thrusts 🤣

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      89. Is that the first thing you teach? 🤣

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      90. I’d rather start with teaching you mouth stuff 🤣

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      91. Like talking? 🤣

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      92. Can you talk with your mouth full? 🤣

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      93. Ahhh so no multi-tasking 🤣

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      94. Well you could try–stick a kielbasa in your mouth and see if you can talk around it 🤣

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      95. Ok so maybe not the mouth but hands are still available 🤣

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      96. Just as long as you please the kielbasa 🤣

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      97. The kielbasa could get chomped 🤣

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      98. Give it a good ol’ suck before you start using teeth! 🤣

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      99. Hah… you like teeth! 🤣

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      100. It has to be done with extreme skill 🤣

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      101. So the expert says. Do you have a manual? 🤣

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      102. Nope. All instruction is oral in nature 🤣

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      103. How oral does it get? I can’t memorize 🤣

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      104. You can use your mouth. That’s good enough 🤣

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      105. Mouthing off is it 🤣

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      106. Or you could put it on something. I have something in mind 🤣

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      107. Do I want to know? 🤣

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      108. I feel like you can guess 🤣

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      109. But my guessing doesn’t always fall on point 🤣

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      110. Is there a specific point you would like to fall on?🤣

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      111. How pointed is the point? 🤣

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      112. It’s very pronounced. Hard, blunt, and girthy 🤣

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      113. Is blunt good? 🤣

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      114. Absolutely. You don’t want anything sharp 🤣

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      115. Not sharp but yeah something extra special 🤣

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      116. You’ll think it’s special. You’ll be obsessed! 🤣

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      117. Special and obsessed… the inflated head surely needs deflating 🤣

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      118. How are you going to deflate it? 🤣

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      119. Oooh you want me to deflate it? 🤣

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      120. You think you can? 🤣

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      121. Is that a challenge? 🤣

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      122. More like an invitation 🤣

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      123. Challenging invitation huh 🤣… where to accept? 🤣

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      124. You need to get on your knees, then I will walk you through it 🤣

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      125. Accepting requires kneeling? 🤣

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      126. It will make things much more enjoyable 🤣

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      127. So you say. It shouldn’t be one sided 🤣

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      128. Should I kneel behind you? 🤣

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      129. You should not get kicked 🤣

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      130. Will you be kicking or screaming (in delight)? 🤣

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      131. Because you got kicked? 🤣

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      132. Because I’m kneeling behind you! 🤣

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      133. You’re not begging are you? 🤣

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      134. I think you’ll be doing the begging 🤣

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      135. And you don’t see yourself doing the same? 🤣

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      136. Maybe at the very end. Definitely not in the beginning 🤣

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      137. The end 🤔…please don’t elaborate 🤣

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      138. I guess you can imagine 🤣

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      139. Sometimes the imagination needs help imaginating 🤣

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      140. You need to feel it on your skin? 🤣

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      141. Is that how its done? 🤣

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      142. We should do it that way, yes, absolutely 🤣

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      143. You are so sure. I wonder if there are alternatives 🤣

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      144. Mouth on skin works as well 🤣

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      145. You are fascinated with the mouth 🤣

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      146. What can I say? You have an enticing mouth 🤣

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      147. You know that 🤔.. want a taste 🫣🤣

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      148. Absolutely! I’ll eat you up! 🤣

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      149. Ehhh I’m not edible 🤣

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      150. I’m pretty sure you taste good 🤣

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      151. I’m not a sweet person you know, if you like sweets 🤣

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      152. I’ll determine that for myself after I have a taste 😋🤣

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      153. 🫣🤣… I think the taste is more unique 🤫🤣

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      154. I’m sure it’s delicious 🤣

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      155. I’ve never tasted it so I can’t help uou there 🤣

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      156. I’m sure you’d like me to sample it and judge 🤣

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      157. You want a sample or to judge? 🤣

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      158. Definitely a sample. It might require repetitive sampling 🤣

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      159. Who gives out repetitive samples? 🤣

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      160. I’m generous with my samples 🤣

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      161. Yet I’m still waiting for that sample 🤣

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      162. You want to sample me? 🤣

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      163. It must’ve gone stale by now 🤣

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      164. Maybe you could taste it and make sure! 🤣

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      165. And risk tasting the stale…. 🤣

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      166. Gulp it all down! 🤣

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      167. That could cause choking. How will you help?

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      168. I guess we could drip-feed it to you–just suck a bit at a time 🤣

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      169. I want to know this drip feed not the s*** 🤣

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      170. The drip feed will probably lead to vigorous sucking 🤣

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      171. Wonder if that becomes a chore 🤣

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      172. You like sucking, I like being sucked…why would it be a chore? 🤣

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      173. And you what my likes are 🤔🤣

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      174. Apparently I do! 🤣

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      175. Oooh I better start closing my mouth or my thoughts 🤣

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      176. Maybe you should open something else? 👀🤣

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      177. I’m not sure what you’re talking about 🤣

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      178. You can open a lot of things–mind, arms, legs…😏🤣

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      179. Hmm, I think they could be password protected 🤣

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      180. Does the password start with “Good?” like when you’re calling someone a good…😏🤣

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      181. Good is such a general term, used for anything🤫… it’s a password. I can’t give you a hint 🤣

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      182. I’ve got some ideas. They both start with “Good” 🤣

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      183. Good morning, goodnight, good weather,… 🤣

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      184. Go where? 🤣

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      185. There’s other passwords that start with ‘good’ 🤣

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      186. Too many words, we’ll never get there 😉🤣

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      187. Maybe I’ll get it right on the first try. Hit the spot, so to speak. 🤣

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      188. You got such good aim? 🤣

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      189. I have excellent aim. You’ll be squealing in glee 🤣

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      190. I think I should watch you play darts tk see that aim 🤣

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      191. I wonder if you could resist playing with my darts🤣

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      192. Many darts 😱… that I want to see first 🤣

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      193. Would you like to feel one? Stroke one? 🤣

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      194. They’re quite pointed and sharp for stroking 🤨🤣

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      195. Mine is pleasingly blunt and fairly girthy. Perfect for stroking! 🤣

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      196. Gosh, are you championing your dart 🤣

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      197. Will you help it hit the mark? 🤣

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      198. My aim is hopeless 🤣

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      199. Grab it and guide it in 🤣

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      200. It shouldn’t hurt when I grab you know 🤣

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      201. What about when you guide it in? Do you want a little bit of pain? Perhaps a slight bit of discomfort induced by the stretching? 🤣

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      202. Woah! Where did all that come from? 🤣 that is a lot of active guidance 🤣

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      203. Well, I thought you’d want me to explore your depths. The depths of guidance, I mean. 🤣

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      204. You want to go on an exploration? 🤣

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      205. Do you have something you want me to explore? 🤣

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      206. That depends what you want to look for 🤣

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      207. I’m looking for peaches and pussies. Pussycats, I mean. 🤣

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      208. 😱… I’m not sure how the pussycat cam help here 🤣

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      209. Well if you feel like it, Im open to seeing your kitty 🤣

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      210. Oh my goodness 😱🫣🤣… I have a male cat 😝

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      211. Well that’s no fun. I’m sure you can find something for me to look at that’s decidedly female 🤣

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      212. You want me to find for you 🤨🤣

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      213. Show me what you got 🤣

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      214. I got to search first before I can show 🤣

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      215. You need help searching? 🤣

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      216. You know directions? 🤣

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      217. I like to wander around. 😏🤣

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      218. Wandering around could make you fall in deep places, be careful 🤣

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      219. Is there any deep place you would like me to fall into? 🤣

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      220. Maybe it requires some searching 🤔 🤣

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      221. Should I get my face in there? 🤣

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      222. To look for directions? 🤣

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      223. It could also be a good place to give you some 🤔🤣

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      224. Give me your face? Why? 🤣

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      225. Give you some directions. I feel like while I’m down there, you’ll listen extra hard to what I’m saying 🤣

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      226. So the deep requires the face to make it listen hard enough for directions. Makes me wonder what those directions are 🤔 🤣

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      227. It might just be quality control–I’ll ask if you like it or not 🤣

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      228. Not another inspection again 🤣

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      229. The inspector deserves a reward 🤣

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      230. Why? He’s just looking for a reward 🤣

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      231. Isn’t rewarding people rewarding in and of itself? 🤣

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      232. I mean how much rewarding does one need? 🤣

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      233. I’d like you to reward me to the point where it’s ecstatic 🤣

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      234. Can the reward go that far 🤔🤣

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      235. I believe you’re up to the task 🤣

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      236. For some spontaneity 🤣

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      237. You like it when it’s spontaneous? 🤣

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      238. You don’t like spontaneity? 🤣

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      239. Are you spontaneously going to buck and thrash? 🤣

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      240. Should that be spontaneous or a given 🤣

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      241. I guess you won’t be able to help yourself 🤣

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      242. If I were to help myself how would that help you? 🤣

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      243. Because I like to see ladies helping themselves 🤣

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      244. Shhh shhh 🤫🤐🤣.. help is always welcome 🤣

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      245. I look forward to assisting you 🤣

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      246. I’m not looking for an assistant, am I? 🤣

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      247. I’m happy to help you help yourself 🤣

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      248. So you’re voluntarily helping? 🤣

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      249. Eagerly helping 🤣

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      250. Should I picture the eagerness 🤣

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      251. Try to imagine it rubbing against you 🤣

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      252. I could’ve burst out laughing… eagerness has a personification? 🤣

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      253. A physical embodiment, maybe 🤣

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      254. Are you making wishes? It’s almost santa time anyhow 🤣

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      255. That would be a nice Christmas gift, don’t you think? 🤣

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      256. That is one gift even Santa couldn’t get 🤣

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      257. Maybe I’m more deserving than Santa? 🤣

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      258. But Santa still has to deliver 🤣

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      259. Would you like me to deliver a package to you? 🤣

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      260. You will? What’s the size of the package? 🤣

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      261. Why? You like the bigger ones? 🤣

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      262. I need to know if the package would attract undue attention 🤣

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      263. It might attract YOUR undue attention 🤣

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      264. Oooh, do I see this package? 🤣

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      265. Do you want to kiss it? 🤣

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      266. 🤣🤣… the package? 🤣

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      267. We could start with my package. You’re free to kiss anything else, if you like 🤣

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      268. But are you sending the package? 🤣

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      269. It’s attached to me 🤣

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      270. So there’s no delivery then ☹️🤣

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      271. I’ll deliver it personally 🤣

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      272. 😱😱 you will? 🤨🤣

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      273. Don’t you want me to give it to you in person? 🤣

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      274. Lol… the call of the wild huh 🤣

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      275. Would you like to get wild with me? 🤣

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      276. Are we going somewhere to get wild? 🤣

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      277. I’m fine with the bedroom 🤣

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      278. Oh I thought you wanted adventures 🤣

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      279. You want to do it outside the bedroom? 🤣

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      280. Adventures are supposed to be outdoors, aren’t they 🤣

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      281. We can have an outdoor adventure if you want 🤣

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      282. You are so obliging, now where and which adventures 🤣

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      283. As long a it’s wild, right? 🤣

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      284. Oooh, is there a wild coming out 🤣

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      285. You obviously want to get wild 🤣

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      286. Who me? I thought that would be you 🤣

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      287. Well if you’d prefer, we could always keep it in the bedroom 🤣

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      288. You know indoors can be anywhere 🫣🤣

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      289. You want to do it in the living room? Bathroom? 🤣

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      290. It depends how physical they are 🤣

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      291. I like the idea of getting the couch involved. It’s a good place for you to bend over 🤣

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      292. 😱🤫🫣.. tmi? 🤣… the knees should hold up 🤣

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      293. That’s what the couch is for–you can put your hips onto the seatback and let it take your weight 🤣

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      294. The expert is talking 🤣

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      295. You’ll be safe in my expert hands 🤣

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      296. Is it the bloated head or the confidence talking 🤣

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      297. I feel like you’d enjoy the bloated head 🤣

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      298. Maybe sometimes, the bloating can become too much 🤣

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      299. You don’t want to feel me bloating up? 🤣

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      300. You like being bloated? 🤣

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      301. You’ll like me bloated as well. It will be ecstatic! 🤣

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      302. But which head? 😋🤣

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      303. Both heads can give pleasure 🤣

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      304. You mean one helps the imagination while the other… you can imagine 🤣

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      305. Well one has a tongue, which can always be put to use. The other…the other can always be put to use 🤣

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      306. The other sounds like it’s always busy 🤣

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      307. Do you want to schedule an appointment? 🤣

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      308. Ehhh, who needs an appointment 🤣

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      309. You want to do a walk-in? 🤣

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      310. I can’t walk on water to cross the ocean 🤣

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      311. I could fly over there, then we could fly back together. There’s something I want to show you in the airplane bathroom 👀🤣

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      312. 🤣🤣…. is that a dream? 🤣

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      313. I suppose it is, in a way…because if you accompany me into the airplane bathroom you can help me accomplish a dream 🤣

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      314. 😱… that’s a task. I think I can be a dream weaver 😉 not make dreams come true 🤔🤣

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      315. How hard do you want to “weave?” 🤣

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      316. Does it have to be hard? 🤣

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      317. How else would you want it? 🤣

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      318. Ooh, should you be asking 🤣

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      319. Aren’t you flattered by my invasive interest? 🤣

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      320. Are you olsnning an invasion? 🤣

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      321. Would you like to assist my invasive forces? 🤣

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      322. How much reinforcement(s) do you need? 🤣

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      323. I could use a hand. Or two. Probably a mouth as well 🤣

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      324. You know reinforcements come with extra expenses 🤣

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      325. So I should pay for your hands and mouth? What else should I pay for? 😏🤣

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      326. What’s the compensation first? 🤣

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      327. We’re discussing compensation? So you’d like to be my…”employee?” 🤣 I know a good burrito place–you like burritos? 🤣

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      328. Oh no those burritos makes magic in your tummy and ‘you’ gain superpowers 🤣

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      329. My burrito will make magic inside you too 🤣

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      330. Is that another name, burrito? 🤣🤣

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      331. I also call it the Widener. Because it widens…things 🤣

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      332. Yes! I remember you had a name but forgot exactly what. You think it can widen huh 🤣

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      333. I’ve heard its an extremely pleasurable experience 🤣

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      334. You say so. But widening loosens things up that fit becomes an issue 🤣

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      335. I’m sure I’ll find everything tight and snug, even with repeated interaction 🤣

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      336. 🫣🤣… you claiming you can maintain the tight and snug? 🤣

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      337. I trust you’ll do that for me. I think you have some natural elasticity 🤣

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      338. What is that, collagen? 🤣

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      339. Among other things 🤣

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      340. You make me curious, what other things, I need biology lessons 🤣

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      341. I’m a specialist in orifices. I’ll give you lessons for free 🤣

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      342. Now you’re a specialist too. What can’t you not do 🤣

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      343. You’ll have to answer that–if things get too deep or fast and you want me to slow down and let you relax, I’ll honor your request 🤣

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      344. What makes you think I’ll make any request? 🤣

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      345. I’m sure you’ll be comfortable expressing yourself with fervor and passion 🤣

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      346. You have high expectations 🤣

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      347. I think it’ll be the very least of what you’ll want to do with me 🤣

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      348. Are you putting words in my mouth? 🤣

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      349. Would you like anything else in your mouth? 🤣

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      350. Well I do have to fill myself 🤣

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      351. I could always help fill you up 🤣

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      352. I wonder if… ehhh 🤣

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      353. No no, you can’t stop now. What are you wondering? 🤣

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      354. You can wonder in my wondering 🤣

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      355. I wonder…do I wander into your wonderings? 😏🤣

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      356. Wouldn’t you like to know 🤣

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      357. I wonder how often I wander in? 🤣

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      358. Would you like to wander into my wonderings 🤣

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      359. I’d like to barge in 🤣

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      360. You can’t just barge in, there are steps to follow 🤣

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      361. What steps do you want me to take? 🤣

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      362. What, you need a manual? 🤣

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      363. Do you want me to just make it up as I go along? 🤣

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      364. Are you good at spontaneity? 🤣

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      365. I’ll predictably make you jump and squeal in delight 🤣

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      366. Now you’re predicting too. What else can you predict? 🤣

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      367. There will be a lot of up and down, back and forth bouncing and thrusting 🤣

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      368. That sounds like a rough ride 🤣

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      369. You’ll want to hop right back on for seconds 🤣

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      370. Rough seconds 🤣

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      371. You want it rough. I’ll remember that 😏🤣

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      372. I didn’t say that, did I? 🤣…I’m wondering though, just seconds 🤔🤣

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      373. You want thirds and fourths? 🤣

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      374. Since they’re just seconds 😝…

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      375. You want it all night and all day? 🤣

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      376. You mean those seconds stretch 🤣

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      377. I can definitely make it stretch. Would you like to be stretched? 🤣

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      378. Stretching exercises? 🤣

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      379. Do you want to feel a deep stretch? 🤣

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      380. Stretches are deep? 🤣

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      381. You will feel them deep inside your body 🤣

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      382. Not sure if that’s stretching or digging 🤣

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      383. Well either way I assure you it will be enjoyable 🤣

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      384. Me thinks you brag too much 🤣

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      385. Me thinks you enjoy my bragging 🤣

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      386. Yeah, seeing or reading about the bloated head and the big mouth is good entertainment 🤣

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      387. Do you want to put your mouth on the bloated head? 🤔🤣

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      388. 🤣🤣… I don’t have a big mouth 🤣

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      389. I guess you’ll be a snug fit 🤣

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      390. Would need measurements to know 🤣

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      391. I guess we’d need to measure depth and width 🤣

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      392. You have tools in place huh 🤣

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      393. They need to be inserted to measure the depth 🤣

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      394. Sounds like demanding tools 🤣

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      395. Planning 🙄

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      396. *accomplishments… fat fingers 😅

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  2. You definitely did get my attention 🤣

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