What the cum-sock is happening, all you reprehensible troglodytes who’ve jerked it over and over into the same receptacle which means it’s now more crystal than fabric, holy shit a nefarious invader just breached your home, you can hear him tromping up the stairs he busts in your room then steps on your sock it shreds everything from his toes to his ankle he screams what in the FUCK you rip the sock out from his mangled foot and stab the shit out of him like mafia Joe Pesci from the 80s and 90s chanting BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE—

What in the fucking shit are you DOING???  Jesus Christ, install some alarms like a regular person!  Fuck!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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