IN A DYSTOPIAN WORLD, WHERE BILLIONAIRE MOGULS HAVE SHOWN THEIR SMALL-WIENERED CARDS…
“Step forward, citizen.” The robo-drone regards me with its steadily blinking, ocular module.
Sweat runs down my temples and cheeks. I’ve paid a fortune for a highly illegal penile dehancer (a telemetry broadcast device that fools scanners into reading my dick as acceptably small) but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m straight-up terrified.
“Yes sir.” I lurch forward into the scanner. Perspiration darkens my armpits.
Readouts flash across the drone’s red-lit module. A second later, it states, “You exceed the 1 inch length limit by a factor of seven, roughly six inches over Protectorate limit. You exceed the 1 inch circumference by 557.86%, over 4.5 inches over the allowable measurement.”
“Please.” I intertwine my half-gloved fingers and drop to my knees. “I just want to cross into Arid Zone 3 so I can find some work and eat a goddamn cheeseburger.”
“Negative, citizen. Lord Elon has decreed that you may purchase a high-endowment waiver if you are willing to pay 55,000 credits. That is your only option at this moment.”
“55k?!?” I shoot to my feet and glare at the drone. “Who the fuck has 55k just lying around? Listen, bot, I need to work and eat! I’m just trying to—”
It unclicks its rifle from a spinal mount, then shoulders it and sights in on my unarmored chest. “Citizen, lie on your stomach and prepare for detainment.” Fellow enforcers edge around me, forming a semicircular line and interlocking their fire.
Fuck it. No options left. So I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its mind-bending reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
I roll on my back just in time, right before my wiener rips free of my pants and rockets high into the moonlit sky. As it rears back and roars with fury, it cuts a terrifying silhouette against the full white moon.
Human guards run out of barricaded shacks. One of them points at my cock and screams, “WEAPONS FREE!” Beam rounds and explosives hit my deathbringer wiener, peppering it with destructive heat and concussive force.
None of it works. With rage that would put Godzilla to shame, my cock starts smashing up and down, cracking the pavement and breaking dozens of armed drones into sparking circuitry and hot-glowing wires. It swims through handfuls of human assailants, coiling scores of them in its veiny flesh. To their credit, they keep firing, but in one gruesome move, it tenses its shaft, snapping their bones and mashing their organs. In a handful of cases, eyeballs squirt out due to the pressure. Blood fountains out from their screaming mouths. Once its finished, my wiener starts pole vaulting across the expanse, like the Incredible Hulk after he’s beaten some ass and wants some alone time.
That’s what you get, motherfuckers, for trying to persecute us working-class big-penised stiffs! Arid Zone 3, here I come!
Kent Wayne wins again! HEH heh heh!
😀
Have you suffered under the boots of poorly endowed moguls? Never fear! Buy my books, weaponize your genitals into a world-crushing force for justice and vengeance, and get those enforcers to leave you the hell alone!
Get A Door into Evermoor on kindle here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization! 
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 
#Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Kent Wayne 
Leave a reply to Dame Cancel reply