What the miniature civilization is happening, all you non-plucking laggards who let your ear hair grow to preposterous lengths, drum-beating subsistence hunters emerge from the tangle and begin making the trek down to your pubes where a matching set of tribes prowl your nasty-bits landscape, holy shit they’re going to war on your torso, littering your belly button and happy trail with rusted weapons and decomposing skulls, you let them keep fighting because they’re a welcome diversion in between beating your meat and eating nachos off your chest, wait, hold on, it looks like the ear-folks are starting to win, MOTHER OF FUCK THEY’VE KILLED THE PUBIC DEFENDERS AND TIED YOUR WIENER DOWN WITH ROPES AND STAKES IN PREPARATION FOR RITUAL SACRIFICE, YOUR DICK THRASHES BACK AND FORTH AND MOANS LIKE A DYING WHALE WHY DIDN’T YOU BACK THE GODDAMN PUBE-TRIBES AH GOD WHY—

And THAT, my friends, is why you give your ear hairs a periodic plucking!  You never know when heathen-ass savages will emerge from the growth and threaten your dick with bone-spears and spit-roasts!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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