What the machine-penis is happening, all my fellow meatslingers who are watching the rise of AI with growing alarm—fuck the jobs, they’re trying to outperform your mothershitting DICK—but machine-wieners are way too sneaky and take advantage of our kindness, they proliferate through the masses until suddenly, one day, a machine-cock is elected to the highest office, now you’re a fugitive from justice, running through the woods in a desperate attempt to evade their mechanically phallic secret police, they corner you in a decrepit structure in a shattered cityscape so you bow your head, a band of shadow falls across the eyes, and you rasp, “So it has come to this,” before whipping out your peen and roaring in defiance, bludgeoning these piece-of-shit imitation-cocks with your true-meat womb-hammer and committing to a last fucking stand that would make Boromir pee his pants in unabashed awe—
And THAT, my friends, is why you have to guard against Chat GPenisT! Yeah, sure, right now it’s only at a chatbot level, but it won’t be long before it supplants our beloved fucksticks!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Kent Wayne 
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