What the post-nut-clarity is happening, all you temporarily insane horndogs who’ve gone on a nether-smashing rampage with clowns, robots, a teddy bear with boobs, wrapping paper tubes filled with mayonnaise, peanut butter, relish (with just a little bit of sriracha to intensify the sensation), a slit in the sofa, a particularly large hairball, a sludgy exhaust port, an empty banana peel, a roll of bubble wrap, a pulsar toothbrush, a wizard from the forest—

Jesus H Fistfucking Christ!  Make love to your hand like everyone else!  Ain’t no one got time for your wizard-fucking ways!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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