What the ass-munch is happening, all you sex-warrior posers who’ve talked a good game but now find yourself staring into the puckered butthole of your one-night-stand, realizing they expect you to eat it but now you’re breaking out in a cold sweat and questioning your life choices because you’re not the down-ass fuck-machine you thought you were, as they toss you an irritable look over their shoulder at you you start wailing, “I need an adult!  I NEED AN ADULT!”  Then you tumble off the bed in a mess of comforter and sheets, scramble klutzily to your feet and wrestle with the door, god-fucking-dammit it was working just a second ago, why the fuck won’t it open, fuck it just jump out the window and escape this mind-boggling, human-centipede-style lunacy—

Goddamn—JUST EAT IT!  It’s 2023, mofo!  It won’t be long before you’re banging a robot and fucking via brain-linking techno-tentacles!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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