Give my books a read and a review!

What the Yule-fuck is happening, all you rabid sex-beasts who are banging away while festooned with ball-gags, jingle-caps, and candy canes stuck in every orifice hither and thither, when suddenly Santa comes down the chimney and sees you shlorping away in a lube-stuffed hole, he covers his face as tears of blood streak down from his eyes, then drops to his knees with a jolly-as-hell, red-and-green-striped wakizashi, but before he can commit seppuku he begins vomiting into his beard and it quickly builds up into an airway-obstructing glob, choking him to death on his festive-colored barf—

And THAT, my friends, is why you post some kind of warning atop your roof!  Something along the lines of CHRISTIANS BEWARE—PERVERTS AT WORK!  Jeez, man!  Show some courtesy to old Saint Nick!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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29 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. I appreciate the recommendation to check out the books on dirtyscifibuddha.com. Reading and reviewing books can be a great way to discover new authors and stories, and to share our thoughts with others. I’ll be sure to give these books a read and leave a review if I have the opportunity. Thank you!

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