Give my books a read and a review!

What the slurp-n-gag is happening, my fellow oral enthusiasts who’re giving a 110% between your partner’s thighs, to the point where it sounds like there’s a rabid alien feeding on its eviscerated victim with some kind of grotesquely moist, proboscis-like mechanism, but unbeknownst to you your neighbors have called emergency services, causing SWAT and the fire department to bust in your door, followed by the Ghostbusters who pull up to the curb flashing their sirens—REE-ooo-REE-ooo—everyone and their mother is filtering into your bedroom, taking pictures and expressing amazement and surprise as they openly judge your sexual gobble-gobble, you cover your face and groan like Frankenstein’s monster DON’T LOOK AT MEEE—

Fuck those pricks and get back to gobbling,!  There’s never an excuse to hold back on oral—if we all got the HLKHLHLK OMNOMNOMs we deserved, then it’d bring about a goddamn Star Trek utopia!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

🙂 🙂 😀


31 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. Look we aint worried a bout the lock-picking capabilities of your penis! or its capabilities to become 174 points of a particular gradient of a crossover! it is all about the transfer of that oral fixation on focus….hamster wheel saving all those that everyone left for infinate shopping capability!

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  2. local time…who cares, local itinerary for signings….one signature on a3 with pic of book cover or bookmark get them to order th personalised in advance by typing! get them to print and laminate their own! Add a nice hologram video and promotion finished! While i spend my days playing with my linguistic lover! lol you could always just get the printing company to add it to a t-shirt and get them to pay you for others ordering! either way true itinerary is me! lol i will get some ice for that tongue!

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