Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity
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I would like to experiment a kiss at 300 miles per hour. 🦋
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You and me both! 😏
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Nice information.
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mile high club here we come…fancy flying to japan! lol i reckon you might require to turn off the other travelers attendance to make the most of it! Or on a bullet train, as i see t all our experiments need to be tried across the world! A plan for my fifties! lol
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How are you going to see the world when you’re busy ogling my body? 🤣
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you tube, popcorn and a king size duvet, thats what evenings are for! you be too busy playing ninjs’a !
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You wouldn’t need any of those, you would be too busy playing with ME! 🤣
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you might already be resting! lol we have to do other things other than writing and drawing in ohers for our lives like elves with rods! 😋 🍑
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I’m sure you could rouse me from my rest… 😏
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Hopefully then you will be Mort in my discword constantly being revieved for my pleasure! Here lies Mr wayne…died in service to the late queens daughter! lol oh sorry granting service to the late queens daughter! 😈 now where is my blueberry slushy!
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Where’s my slurpy kiss? And I don’t mean a kiss on the lips! 🤣
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Thanks for the share!
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where my greek clearance is, you get it once i am satisfied! lol Mentall emotionally and physically!
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still waiting!……….🔥 😈🍄
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