Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

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28 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

  1. Congrats on being an Amazon affiliate. I’ll check it out. I always shop on Amazon. Feel free to stop by my blog. I most recently wrote about the writing and editing process and why writers shouldn’t rush the process. I’m planning on getting Kindle Unlimited, so maybe I’ll read your work.

    Breaking Writing Rules: Why It’s OKAY To Revise As You Write!

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    1. Thank you! I’m a definite fan of not rushing, mostly because my editing is pretty much where my story goes from being unreadable garbage to actually worth reading. 😅

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    1. Thanks for the reblog!! 🙂

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  2. Maybe it would be nice for them to write their own instead of adding thoughts to others? Speaking of which oh yes i remember! email!

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  3. Well i decided that as my hot tub is revving up! the freezer is stocked with meat that you should really consider finding a new focus and clearly that is providing me a forum to play within my palace with someone under the service heading! Just while my husband decides how he is preparing as an eternal to settle his body bag dilemma! steak or your shoulder!

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    1. Preferably my shoulder! 😉

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      1. Shoulder over curve!

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      2. Make sure to bite hard enough to mark me. 😏

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      3. Now where did you need biting, chinese lanterns or my gnashers…little vamp prints from your neck to your naval! to the attendee you are not going to find anyone like me anywhere! 🏳️‍🌈 😼 you owe me a bedtime story!

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      4. I’m starting to think you might enjoy biting me just as much as I enjoy getting bitten…😏

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      5. I am a vamp, mostly about energy of others, wearing them as body bags is better! Training teeth in i have already taken a few nibbles in play growling under ears! i only tend to use my lips! but i am sure if you like to be bitten i could have you as my eternal play thing!🔥 😈🍄

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      6. you prefer nibble or slurp? really was surprised you never understood this!

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      7. I prefer nibble in the beginning, but once I’m dripping or quivering, it’s time to start slurping! 😏

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      8. yours or mine! blue smoothie coming up! ould not want you getting a sore throat on me! i will make sure you are protected from wear and tear! lol grooming you for the long hall, i can break the hardest runners! lol 😈

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      9. Likewise! You’ll probably need a scalp massage afterward, becos I might stretch your jaw out! 🤣

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      10. Presumptuous i got a six inch tongue and had twelve teeth removed as a kid, you only have to worry about a slip of the fangs but as they love necks, you will be more than surprised that i am set to pleasure gods! I thimk i got you covered! lol😈

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      11. We’ll put it to the test–remember the slurp! 🤣

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      12. there may be slurping but it might be you through a straw! like a said you have plenty of slobbery zombies to manipulte give me a call when you have finished running your marathon of empty events!

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      13. again how did you avoid answerring this, my bet would be curve!

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      14. Our conversation about slurping is nagging at your mind, eh? 😏

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      15. See i was right, the neck is something that can be nagged on in public! the oher requires a curtain! 😈 well if it fails to manifest!

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      16. Maybe a soundproof room! 🤣

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      17. My housee is judicial space wired for sound, i am allowed to enjoy myself through my husbands body! whichever gradient, religion or post code it now sits! lol might want to find a new house! lol as ministries everywhere i attend would be the same! 😈🍄 the noisier the better! the dark set love it!

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      18. Hips slapping, headboard rocking! I hope you’re prepared! 🤣

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      19. You bust the four poster and you will be coach bolting it back together! collapsed in a pile…😋 🍑 hope your good with your hands! lol

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      20. Only in the naughty way! 🤣

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  4. The bit about my story is i neer wrote a description of the king! i might just maintain that like a ghost til the end! although i am tempted to use BTS as a selling point and translate it into japanes and korean aiming for 5000 words…i am also secretly mapping my bucket list tour! 😋 🍑 my next scene is taxi to a hotel with the view of mount fuji! wine on ice would you like to right me a male gaze scene….i will apply you extra credit other than the curved musal attendance! fiction or not i can itinerise my trip!

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