Kent Wayne

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

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Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

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28 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

  1. S.Z. Estavillo Avatar
    S.Z. Estavillo

    Congrats on being an Amazon affiliate. I’ll check it out. I always shop on Amazon. Feel free to stop by my blog. I most recently wrote about the writing and editing process and why writers shouldn’t rush the process. I’m planning on getting Kindle Unlimited, so maybe I’ll read your work.

    https://lilpickmeup.com/2022/08/18/breaking-writing-rules-why-its-okay-to-revise-as-you-write/

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Thank you! I’m a definite fan of not rushing, mostly because my editing is pretty much where my story goes from being unreadable garbage to actually worth reading. 😅

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  2. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more Avatar
    OIKOS™- Art, Books & more

    Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Thanks for the reblog!! 🙂

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  3. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    Maybe it would be nice for them to write their own instead of adding thoughts to others? Speaking of which oh yes i remember! email!

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  4. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    Well i decided that as my hot tub is revving up! the freezer is stocked with meat that you should really consider finding a new focus and clearly that is providing me a forum to play within my palace with someone under the service heading! Just while my husband decides how he is preparing as an eternal to settle his body bag dilemma! steak or your shoulder!

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Preferably my shoulder! 😉

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Shoulder over curve!

      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Make sure to bite hard enough to mark me. 😏

      3. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Now where did you need biting, chinese lanterns or my gnashers…little vamp prints from your neck to your naval! to the attendee you are not going to find anyone like me anywhere! 🏳️‍🌈 😼 you owe me a bedtime story!

      4. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m starting to think you might enjoy biting me just as much as I enjoy getting bitten…😏

      5. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I am a vamp, mostly about energy of others, wearing them as body bags is better! Training teeth in i have already taken a few nibbles in play growling under ears! i only tend to use my lips! but i am sure if you like to be bitten i could have you as my eternal play thing!🔥 😈🍄

      6. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        you prefer nibble or slurp? really was surprised you never understood this!

      7. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I prefer nibble in the beginning, but once I’m dripping or quivering, it’s time to start slurping! 😏

      8. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        yours or mine! blue smoothie coming up! ould not want you getting a sore throat on me! i will make sure you are protected from wear and tear! lol grooming you for the long hall, i can break the hardest runners! lol 😈

      9. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Likewise! You’ll probably need a scalp massage afterward, becos I might stretch your jaw out! 🤣

      10. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Presumptuous i got a six inch tongue and had twelve teeth removed as a kid, you only have to worry about a slip of the fangs but as they love necks, you will be more than surprised that i am set to pleasure gods! I thimk i got you covered! lol😈

      11. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We’ll put it to the test–remember the slurp! 🤣

      12. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        there may be slurping but it might be you through a straw! like a said you have plenty of slobbery zombies to manipulte give me a call when you have finished running your marathon of empty events!

      13. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        again how did you avoid answerring this, my bet would be curve!

      14. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Our conversation about slurping is nagging at your mind, eh? 😏

      15. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        See i was right, the neck is something that can be nagged on in public! the oher requires a curtain! 😈 well if it fails to manifest!

      16. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Maybe a soundproof room! 🤣

      17. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        My housee is judicial space wired for sound, i am allowed to enjoy myself through my husbands body! whichever gradient, religion or post code it now sits! lol might want to find a new house! lol as ministries everywhere i attend would be the same! 😈🍄 the noisier the better! the dark set love it!

      18. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Hips slapping, headboard rocking! I hope you’re prepared! 🤣

      19. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        You bust the four poster and you will be coach bolting it back together! collapsed in a pile…😋 🍑 hope your good with your hands! lol

      20. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Only in the naughty way! 🤣

  5. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    The bit about my story is i neer wrote a description of the king! i might just maintain that like a ghost til the end! although i am tempted to use BTS as a selling point and translate it into japanes and korean aiming for 5000 words…i am also secretly mapping my bucket list tour! 😋 🍑 my next scene is taxi to a hotel with the view of mount fuji! wine on ice would you like to right me a male gaze scene….i will apply you extra credit other than the curved musal attendance! fiction or not i can itinerise my trip!

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