What the sex-bloop is happening, my fellow fuckers who are enjoying the shit out of some hip-bruising coitus but are suddenly interrupted by an unwelcome BLAT that pops out mid-stroke, sending you into fight-or-flight mode as your eyes tick back and forth and you review the smash session in harrowing, frenetic detail—who farted you or your partner was it a queef please God please let it be an invisible horse and not your ass or something worse—all you can do is keep pumping away, and as you lock eyes with your partner you see that same fear reflected in their expression, it’s no longer fun you’re both trapped in a fear-based fuck where you’re mashing nethers and neither of you can stop because the cringe is too much, tears spill down your cheeks and your lips tremble oh dear God how did it COME TO THIS—
Whoa there, fuck-farter! Calm your ass down—sploots and splats are a natural part a’ fucking! Take a couple deep breaths, chant Serenity Now, and get back to pleasuring some holes!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #WritingCommunity
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Hehehe 🤭 oopsie! If that doesn’t turn into laughter, what will? 💨🥴🤭
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I will NEVER break! 🤣 It’s a battle of wills from there on out! 😂🤣
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🤭😂
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Question from an old lady.
Where is your like button?
And your subscribe button?
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Sorry for the late reply—I take Fridays off from social media to stay mentally healthy.
If you click/open the post and scroll down, the like button should be there above the comments. If you click on the menu button that looks like three dots (…) when you’re viewing through a computer browser, it should open up and show you the option to follow (subscribe). Thanks for the outreach! 😊
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Never eat beans or Brussel’s sprouts before sex. It does wonders for the atmosphere.
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Or hot sauce 😅
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i have mint ice cream! satisfies two requirements, an ice pack for them dang aching hips and something to distract you! spooning in all the right places! one for you seven for me….strategically set!😋 🍑 really should stop eating before playing with the help!
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Or just eat the help! Plenty of things to chew and suck! 😉
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Gone off eating…oral and physical fixation recieving for the daughter, when she is unwell just makes me more horny! As for my eyes they are burning…what some people get away with! Just make me want to manifest in and take what i want!🔥 😈🍄
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Hornier and hornier…I tend to have that effect on people! 😏
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True recieving can have that effect on you, i degree for eye to take their lives and i get to play with those i adore to reset her world! Screen and mind accessible, as i do not know what you look like, it would be difficult but not impossible to add you in! visual helps!😋 🍑
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I can say with confidence I’m a handsome Asian man. High cheekbones, mischievous eyes, and if you’ve seen my Man Child pics, then you already know I have full lips and a strong jaw. 😉
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Well i am an anomoly of heritage but you have seen me i have not seen you! i am blind to the body of inlaw signatures! So you might want to risk sharing that picture to show me! i carry all when i divide which makes my transfers awkward! not that you will waste your time! 😋 🍑 i am all about personality profiles! and i could seriously play with yours!
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If I ever travel to the UK, then I’ll show you my face pic. 😉
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As if i will let you in! knock knock, my husands attended through it on you tube! that is my level!
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I have a feeling you’ll yank me in and shut me up with a kiss! 😏
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that hardly seems fair! i have three visuals of you! one naked, masked ninja, a caveman and my favourite sly wink emoji! How will i know you are not just another deliverer to be culled
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I guess I’ll have to show you my wiener! 🤣
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ha ha ha, you are naughty, apparently a lot of men like to send that as their first pics….eyes burning, retina’s melting! the same with porn, just makes you wnat to partner up and show them its not all about hitting the nail in! zzzzzzzz 😈
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In my experience, once ladies know I’m not a creep or an idiot, they lust after shirtless/d-pics. I’m betting you’re not the exception! 🤣
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you don’t send me anything…your spectrum avoidance is almost as good as mine for sending beautiful artistic pics to coax the toads real personalities! then i turn off their notifications lol i have a round alot i converse with who have never asked to see a thing…they are friends! you send me what you like btu i draw the line at screen play! might put on your you tube and manifest you an event! As all irecieve me if you get alot of random presentations it is probably your higher levels! 😈 lol (as eyes goddess they all recieve my events! they are still waiting!
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You will have to get a guard on you know what i will be grabbing you by! ………… your tongue! Problem is you are the only one me and my husband invited and you failed to attend! i passed pegasis i sent your soccor moms their psych records back post masters as a goddes i would be the professional management! i do not think insatiable comes under a mental health issue especially where saving lives is concerned! 😋 🍑 although i could do with a release PC to assist crashing their family lines!
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Insatiable, eh? Careful you don’t beg too much, you’ll soon be serving me instead of the other way around! 😏
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you see me you would be begging for my attention! You may get 5an hour of lady chatterly but you will never remove the demon from the masters space! lol 🔥 😈 you will be running to play incubator or not! (another recovery!)
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The begging would be all you after you realized how luscious I am in the flesh. Promise. 😈
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I will not be begging my sweet i will be purring that nicely you will be letting me do whatever i want! by the time i am finished with your sensory you will be pulling me in and taking over! 😋 🍑 it is not about looks it is about energy! i sense it in your words but does it realise in base personality!
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To me it’s just an inevitability. Also, I think deep down, you WANT to beg. 😈
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i am not begging i get offered every day, i set boundaries, as every now n then that sexy man i fell inlove with grants me a kiss, now it may be a ghost ship, but occassionally i can see him in his rightful place! all over me like the first years we spent making eye into ickle bodies! (as mind obviously of those who came before!) i like that feeling of total abandoment even if it was somebody elses experiences!
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