What the face-fuck is happening, all my fellow menfolk who are navigating this low-key sexual revolution where kinks and nontraditional lifestyles are slowly emerging along with new standards of respect and etiquette, but you’re nevertheless surprised when your lady-friend informs you that a certain percentage of women consider face-fucking to be feminist because they’re tired of bobbing up and down and exhausting their neck, which gets you thinking about how tired your tongue and jaw are after you write out the alphabet on their little man in the canoe, and hey, maybe YOU could get face-fucked, have them grab your head and grind their vajeen all up on your mouth so you can eat and chew without shooting jaw pains or uncomfortable twinges—
No, dude, NO! There are still some things we do for the ladies, such as date nights, compromising on television choices, and putting in the effort when eating vajeen! Stop trying to cheat, goddammit!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #WritingCommunity
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