What the face-fuck is happening, all my fellow menfolk who are navigating this low-key sexual revolution where kinks and nontraditional lifestyles are slowly emerging along with new standards of respect and etiquette, but you’re nevertheless surprised when your lady-friend informs you that a certain percentage of women consider face-fucking to be feminist because they’re tired of bobbing up and down and exhausting their neck, which gets you thinking about how tired your tongue and jaw are after you write out the alphabet on their little man in the canoe, and hey, maybe YOU could get face-fucked, have them grab your head and grind their vajeen all up on your mouth so you can eat and chew without shooting jaw pains or uncomfortable twinges—
No, dude, NO! There are still some things we do for the ladies, such as date nights, compromising on television choices, and putting in the effort when eating vajeen! Stop trying to cheat, goddammit!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #WritingCommunity
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Good job, Mr. Wayne. Here’s your 🍓!
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BTW…where do you get these descriptions!…little man in the 🛶….now I can’t unsee it!!!!
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I forgot where I stole that from…🤔 Glad you enjoy it! 😁
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You’re on the way to a scalp massage! 😂
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Oooh, Mr. Wayne!
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😉😈
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your just tormenting me today! I am gonna put a clause in if i am not receiving it you are not talking about it! i attended to manual labour today aspiring to distract myself of the wait to have my favourite Japanese flower cleared!
I rewrote parliament as my service man refused to respond to my needs, height of Jewish excellence i really should not be left unsupervised! I kill world community on amber, i have been at red for three days and oh man the bodies!
That bad that men and women have been dumping their spouses at police and hospital terminals all activating against the termination of their first born and gradients by eye and dark seat channellers!
Pandora’s box should be left close, i am almost resetting my habit for abstinence, as my libido and those around me fail to respond to my simple needs! ✨😢🌹
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I should probably start writing erotica–maybe it’d help you out! 😏
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Nope i will leave that for the pro’s, as world muse they are all pottering away plagiarising my world and personality! I just have to remember were i left my nun! Oh yes first carriage what we got and angel, well that’s my sex life gone for twenty years, all my world bundles were zero requirement! saving life becomes 24/7 raising the streets catchments! i need a new son oh i did he is free-running in my inlaws body crashing royal lines as we speak! good boy saves me a job! lol🤣
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If it includes private personal tuition i am in! i will pretend i am not a mind, tantric master and dominatrix! you can see if you have what it takes to satisfy me! less writing more Physical presentations! i will adjust my immaculousy for a few hours to see if you survive!😘
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Man, I rather wank off than have to munch that little thing till my jaws hurt. Feminism or not, a man has to have some self-esteem.
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Agreed! 😂
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Obviously expressing yourself in your truest form! you jerking off! A god pleasuring his wife as they cull off all other levels of the house! As for the erotica personal expression every day would make me smile did you receive your manifestation!! or did it get delayed by the clackers! (Discworld)😜
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