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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
My magic 8 ball is cloudy it says that today is going to be wet! Guess it is going to be date night! I will crank up the hot tub and see where we end up! less forty year virgin! More what happens in vegas! lol get your scuba gear i just seen some mushrooms in there tripping the light fantastic will be the least of your worries! hands through your hair, i promise to let you up for air once i have rolled at least once, snorkel polished within an inch of it’s life! lol 🙏📖😌🕊️🛐 | ☯ spa therapy
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Well as long as you polish my snorkel…😏
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Once you have wet my whistle, i will pull on your ears and let you up to give you the kiss of life! Hopefully Your snorkel will not need polishing hopefull it will be stood to attention already! i love seeing enthusiasm! 💋🌹 well pronouced you might get locked in lol, ” random fire depatment call….lol!🤣
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Well you might want to polish it anyway! I’ve been told that feeling it throb and quiver in your mouth or your hand is an experience that’s not to be missed! 🤣
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Really! well you should tell them to get their layers on and get your personality signed in for my next point of service records! I love feeling them relinquish to my mind events! A lady never discusses her releases but i am partial to sticking a jewish Goddess twist on service! lol what can i say the urge just washes over me and i cannot fight it! 😋
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We’ll both have to give in to that urge–I’m sure we won’t regret it! 😏
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Of course, wouldn’t want to be resucitating you any other way! I am a great life guard, pull you to the side and check your airway with my tongue! suck it to check for a pulse! Then polish your snorkel and let you check my temperature! we will have you back to life in no time! lol
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I do like a bit of teasing–kiss your way down my chest to the snorkel! 🤣
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Well this is the ultimate tease! lol a billion miles away! mmm hmmm, you first would not want to be lost into little feet! I come first so i can safeguard any little pitter patters of feet! Wouldn’t want to connect and spend the next twenty years raising you; a little ruck carrying mini sci fi bud! without you! just aask the last one i parachuted from to catch our family lines! lol i like my men all inc…😇 🔪
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Don’t worry–I always cum last. I like to count a lady’s Os and try to get three or more before I get mine! 😉
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generosity is always repaid in the Goddess universe, i love the petit mal…could spend my life crashing others worlds! lol oooooohhhhhhhhh 😋
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I’m a giver–you’d better stay hydrated! 🤣
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I got plenty of central calories to burn and stomach muscles to hone….With my body structure i will probably be miss fitness after minor corrective surgery to remove the life saving arc! lol
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Nice to know I inspire that much energy! 😉
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You might ! I might make you a sprint finish! Mint celebration! between intervals! Let me know when you want your tongue back! 😈🍄 🧛 you might need a cushion for all that worshipping! lol
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I also might need to wear a scarf! Remember, bite the muscle between my neck and my shoulder, not the actual neck! It feels good, but I can’t be marked up for others to see! 🤣
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Who says i will ever let you out of my room! i can see another pandemic coming on! There is plenty of room for expansion i am meant to be shifting with my wards! Need space as buddhist…..myself so i made my terrace into a stately home that fits 8; grand designs! lol
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Well wouldn’t you want to have fun in all the other rooms, so that if I had to leave, they would each evoke a memory? 😉😈
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You seen misery! lol nice try i am not a notch on your bed post! you would be at my heals like a pup! 😈 i might grant you a bone! not liking on purpose (til death do us part no loose ends) lol
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Maybe for a bit, but soon you’d be begging for MY bone! 🤣
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I went four decades without one in delivered central! When i need it i always find a way! I play to save lives….you would be a hero for being at my pleasure as my adoptee’s 😋 🍑 struggles to be present! (post their death)
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