Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

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21 thoughts on “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

  1. My magic 8 ball is cloudy it says that today is going to be wet! Guess it is going to be date night! I will crank up the hot tub and see where we end up! less forty year virgin! More what happens in vegas! lol get your scuba gear i just seen some mushrooms in there tripping the light fantastic will be the least of your worries! hands through your hair, i promise to let you up for air once i have rolled at least once, snorkel polished within an inch of it’s life! lol 🙏📖😌🕊️🛐 | ☯ spa therapy

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      • Once you have wet my whistle, i will pull on your ears and let you up to give you the kiss of life! Hopefully Your snorkel will not need polishing hopefull it will be stood to attention already! i love seeing enthusiasm! 💋🌹 well pronouced you might get locked in lol, ” random fire depatment call….lol!🤣

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      • Really! well you should tell them to get their layers on and get your personality signed in for my next point of service records! I love feeling them relinquish to my mind events! A lady never discusses her releases but i am partial to sticking a jewish Goddess twist on service! lol what can i say the urge just washes over me and i cannot fight it! 😋

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  2. Of course, wouldn’t want to be resucitating you any other way! I am a great life guard, pull you to the side and check your airway with my tongue! suck it to check for a pulse! Then polish your snorkel and let you check my temperature! we will have you back to life in no time! lol

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  3. Well this is the ultimate tease! lol a billion miles away! mmm hmmm, you first would not want to be lost into little feet! I come first so i can safeguard any little pitter patters of feet! Wouldn’t want to connect and spend the next twenty years raising you; a little ruck carrying mini sci fi bud! without you! just aask the last one i parachuted from to catch our family lines! lol i like my men all inc…😇 🔪

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